The Drugged Up Du Dab of all Captions

[CatWoman]

[SlavesandBulldozers]

1. how about

"Hey guys, check out my new pen hypodermic, perfect for the distinguishing junkie."

[LynneSin]

2. I have a free EIB coffee mug....

for the next caller that can hook me up with an Oxycontin connection. I'll even toss in an autographed copy of my brothers book - we've got it for cheap from bulk ordering it.

[theorist]

3. Me and my belated Halloween tie...

are back in front of the Golden EIB Oxycontin--I mean, microphone!

[felonious thunk]

4. Uh, hey, everybody!

I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt.

[Zenaholic]

8. Excellent!

Great Simpsons reference!

[CatWoman]

9. Yes, it is!!

:thumbsup:

[felonious thunk]

12. Thanks!

It seemed appropriate.

[myrna minx]

11. And on line 1 is Amanda Hugandkiss.

:hi:

[CatWoman]

13. bwahahahahahahahaha

another :thumbsup:

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[XNASA]

6. Rush sez: "Do you remember when I was an ESPN football analyst?......

..You do? Then tell me about it 'cause I can't seem to remember at all."

[wysimdnwyg]

7. <In best Spicoli voice> Huh-huh

I am soooo stoned, man.

[THUNDER HANDS]

10. "With a brain on loan from God and drugs on loan from my housekeeper..."

"I make my gracious return to radio. Yes my friends, I, your humble public servant, is back with you, fresh from my stint in rehabilitation, oh ...wait, is that a tylenol on the floor..."

:drops to the floor like a felled white rhino:

"Nope, just a tic tac....but if I crush it up...."

[MissMarple]

14. Nah...you don't think I really went through rehab, do ya?

That's just for loosers.



Well, we'll see who laughs last. :D

[cosmicdot]

15. Limp: Folks, could you imagine what would have happened to me ...

if I wasn't rich? ... I would have been subjected to liberals and other trash that should be cleaned off the street ... yes'siree ... I could have gotten 5 to 20 in the big house, and would have to deal with the subhuman behavior caused by liberal policies and programs ... yes'siree ...

[Astarho]

16. Good morning, fellow freedom-likers. Birch Barlow, er,

I mean Rush Limbaugh, the fourth branch of government, the fifty-first state...