Bloods vs. Crips?pffft try Hillary Duff vs. Lindsey Lohan turf war

[underpants]

I ran across this looking for something else....I swear
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/348646p-297481c.html



At Tuesday night's Teen Vogue Young Hollywood party, rival gang leaders Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff divided guests into two factions on opposite sides of the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel pool, then exchanged ominous glares all night long.

On Lohan's side: Kirsten Dunst, the incredible shrinking Nicole Richie, and Richie's fiancé, DJ AM. On Team Duff: Kimberly Stewart, Duff's boyfriend, Joel Madden, Haylie Duff, Lohan's ex Wilmer Valderrama, Greek shipping heir (and Mary-Kate Olsen boy toy) Stavros Niarchos and the "Laguna Beach" kids.

An eyewitness reports: "There was a lot of tension, a lot of evil looks. Nobody went into the other's territory."

They're apparently still carrying a grudge over their long-ago misguided rivalry for the affections of Aaron Carter. Lowdown hears that relations are raw because Hilary Duff recently rebuffed Lohan's olive branch.

But the smell of aggression was everywhere. A Lowdown spy reports that after Niarchos was carded, he threw his plastic at the bartender's face and said disgustedly, "Get me the good stuff. Patron, not Cuervo."

[Shell Beau]

1. All of this over Aaron Carter!

Please. :eyes:

[underpants]

9. DING!

we have a winner. It is important to identify the real problem.

:eyes: indeed.

[Shell Beau]

10. If it were someone like say Johnny Depp or Matthew McConaughey,

then I could understand ( :evilgrin: ) But Aaron Carter? :puke:

[DS1]

2. Where's a fucking depth-charge when you need one

All of them are useless. Except Kirsten Dunst. In the rain.

[Dora]

6. Does she moonlight as an umbrella? n/t

[DS1]

7. For her navel, yes

:D

[underpants]

11. Depth charge in the pool!!!!

:nuke:

[Orrin_73]

15. Dunst is really an eye candy

[MN ChimpH8R]

3. Reading something like this really makes me want

to machine-gun the cretinous, talentless "celebrities" this sick sad culture devotes so much time and attention to. Then go in with a WWII flamethrower just to make sure they're really dead.

[jpgray]

4. What are Laguna Beach kids?

Are they like sour patch kids?

:9

[Divameow77]

5. Laguna Beach is a "reality" show on MTV

I have never seen it but I hear it's all about spoiled bratty teenagers.

[underpants]

8. Whoo boy jpgray didn't know who LAguna Beach kids were

boy howdy have you ever heard of such a thing?

:hide: didn't know what that meant myself :hide:

[WindRavenX]

12. rich people are fucked up

Jeebus.

[WeRQ4U]

13. I hope MTV makes a Hip Hopera about it.

It's sort of like West Side Story.

<snap> <snap> <snap> .......Brats!!........ <snap> <snap> <snap>

<snap> <snap> <snap> .......Pricks!!........ <snap> <snap> <snap>

I could see them all dancing around, snapping their fingers and fake fighting, with 50 cent in the background singing "Everything's free in A-mer-i-ca" and "I love the Island Manhattan"

[underpants]

14. Once a Prick always a Prick

It saddens me that I actually know a line from a muscial

[tazkcmo]

16. See?

This story illustrates just how important abortion rights are!