best joke in a long time.... there were 3 doctors bragging about their

[sam sarrha]

work. A New York doctor said that he sewed four fingers back on a concert violinists hand and 5 years later she had a recital for the queen and a standing ovation. The California doctor said that an athlete had a terrible accident and he sewed both arms and legs back on him and 4 years later he won 3 gold medals in the Olympics .... the doctor from Texas said,...Well! I had a patient that drunk and stoned on cocaine that rode his horse into a freight train that was going 95 miles per hour... I had nothing to work with but a 10 gallon hat and a horses ass... and 3 years later he was elected president of the United States of America.

[Droopy]

1. Good one

:D

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. HA!

that was goooood :D