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Never mind. Gotta get to work. Gotta get on those phones.
Point of Fact: A vast, vast majority of telemarketers have a "little helper" of something or other to ge them through the day. Like me, for example, I am going in to call for 10 hours straight, it is the end of the month and so these people have been called a billion times already and the stupid computer won't take them out of the database so I just sit there and draw and the computer beeps signaling that it has connected me to a call IMMEDIATELY after the beep I hear is "WHY DON'T YOU FUCKERS EVER ANSWER THE FUCKING PHONE!
Sir I apologize for the delay my name is E___ S_____ and I am calling Capitol One cardholders today. Now the reason for my call is to inform you that Capitol One would like to show their appreciation for you being such a valued cardholder that we would like to provide you with up to one million dollars of accidental death and dismemberment insurance at no cost or obligation for the first 3 months. That's right, Capitol One would pay the premium for you and your entire....
Oh yes, because of me America's day will be that much more annoying. Talk about jub fulfillment. WOO-HOO!!!! I serve a critical function. They can get sweet-talking Americans to peddle insurance to you but if you call customer service to bitch about us! You get India and this petrified Indian who lives her life in fear of being kicked baack out on the street that if you ask to talk to your supervisor because of a language barrier, she'll hang up on you because she knows if someone s to talk to the supervisor, they'll get fired.
It is an F-d up world out there my friend, and we both just data field in a some outdated database.
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