Give Howard Dean A Nickname!

[THUNDER HANDS]

Poll question: Give Howard Dean A Nickname!

Everyone's favorite grass-roots powered canddiate is in desperate need of a nickname. Please help choose one for him....

[xJlM]

1. Waffle powered Howard

Why, there's even a website dedicated to him already! http://www.wafflepoweredhoward.com/

[Feanorcurufinwe]

2. HoHo

It's an old nickname for Dean. Why change it?

[rucky]

20. And when he gets the nomination...

the general election will be HoHo vs. Ding Dong

[Speck Tater]

3. Other: Howard "President of the United States" Dean.

Get used to it.

[Droopy]

4. Howard "The Head" Dean

[tridim]

5. President Dean

n/t

[Maddy McCall]

6. Dumpy Dean?

He is kind of pudgy. :shrug:

[madison]

7. What the hell is the matter with you?

What the hell is the matter with you?

Do you WANT Bush to win in 2004?

Why don't you wise up, grow up and stop dividing Democrats?

[Maddy McCall]

8. Surely your joking...

If so, hahahaha.

If not, :eyes:

[Closer]

10. I agree Madison

There is surely no shortage of morons on DU, bitter morons more accurately.

[THUNDER HANDS]

11. oy vey

Yes. I'm dividing the Democratic Party into two camps. Those who can laugh at our candidates and those who can't.

:D

[xJlM]

12. "And next we're going to get the Bible out..."

"And pass the collection plate."

I think that if Howard Dean manages to slide his way into the Democratic nomination, Bush will win his first national election. How are you going to sell the shifting stories of Howard Dean to the average American? I'm just hoping and working to see the Democrats don't nominate him.

[THUNDER HANDS]

14. okay okay

Enough of that talk. I didn't start this thread to actually DISCUSS Howard Dean's candidacy.

Just his future nickname. Please stick to the script. :D

[xJlM]

16. Sorry, dude

I get too serious for the Lounge, sometimes.

[Nlighten1]

9. "I told you no more sex threads"

That graphic of Skinner chasing Bart with that quote is priceless.

[bitchkitty]

13. Mr. President! n/t

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

15. I love Howard "There's a Movement in My Pants" Dean

that's hilarious. classic.

[HEyHEY]

17. Howard "the Animal" Dean

[onebigbadwulf]

18. Howard "The Bushinator" Dean

~

[Rowdyboy]

19. Seriously, I'd just go with "The Doctor" or

"The good Doctor" It sets him apart, reminds voters of his background, and most Americans trust and respect doctors. Capitalize on your assets.

Beats "Dutch" Dean though you could go for "Bubba" (THAT might play down south!)

I'd stay with "The Doctor"

[NightTrain]

21. How about Dino?

My first name is Dean, and "Dino" is what almost everyone I've known on a long-term basis calls me eventually.

[nuxvomica]

22. Do you mean "Deano"?