I'm posting drunk tonight. For only the second or third time ever.

[Aristus]

Anyone care for a drink? :beer:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. I'd LOVE one!

What are you having? It's better not to drink alone, my dear Aristus...

Although considering the circumstances with your dad, I hardly blame you!


Here are some hugs and kisses just for you: :hug: :hug: :* :*

[Aristus]

4. A good Chianti.

Wine drunks are lighter and more fun than beer or liquor drunks.

Join me!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. I will join you indeed.....

I'd love a good Chianti.....wine is wonderful stuff!


Cheers, darling!



:toast:

[Aristus]

6. Wine also makes hugging and kissing more fun!

Oops! Told you I was drunk!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. I know full well it does.........

It increases the desire.....

And inhibits the performance!


Sorry, darling........

No worries...you know I love you!


:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Aristus]

9. Ah! Shakespeare!

"Desire it (liquor) both provokes and unprovokes. It provokes the desire , but taketh away the performance!


You've got to be pretty impressed that I remembered that passage while stone-drunk, huh, CalPeg? ;-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

14. And indeed, I am very impressed, my dear Aristus!

I can't even remember it and I'm cold stony sober!

You are one impressive guy....and I'm lucky to know you and to call you my friend......


:loveya: :hug:

[Aristus]

19. Care for more, sweetie?

:D

Some guys are obnoxious drunks, some are charming drunks. I'm an affectionate drunk. ;-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

22. I'd be honored to have another drink with you!

But I have to disagree about what sort of drunk you are...

You are indeed affectionate...but you're also a bit of a horndog!

I LIKE it......:blush: :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

25. I'M the horndog?!?!?

:eyes: Sheesh! What about you?

More, darling? :evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

32. Yes, darling YOU are.....not me, no sirree! NEVAH!

And shhhhhhh..that's a topic that is off-limits, OK? Remember that I trust you.......

And sure, I'll have some more......

Oh, this reminds me of a little poem by Dorothy Parker:

"I love to drink martinis,
Two at the very most,
Three, I'm under the table,
Four, I'm under the host."


:loveya: :evilgrin:

[Aristus]

33. Okay, Sh-sh-sh! Check your PM's.

Dorothy Parker was the greatest. Oh, to be a fly on the wall at the Algonquin Round Table!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

36. I got it....and now it's your turn to get your PM as well.......

NO worries, sweetie!


:hug:

[hickman1937]

2. You too?

I just ran out of rum, and am about to try a Smirnoff Ice malt beverage. No idea what I'm about to pour down my throat.:scared: :beer:

[Nevernose]

3. Depends on how much Rum you've had first.

IMO they're like Zima's with Russian names, fit only for Catholic school girls to try while their parents are away at squaredancing lessons.

[hickman1937]

16. Gimme a break.

It's all that's left in the fridge. Left being the operative word. As it happens there was a bunch of Catholic school girls that broke in here last week while their parents were gone. Damn. Someone should alert Homeland Security about that square dancing shit.

[Nevernose]

28. If that's all that's left, then by all means drink it

Speaking of which: do you know where I've left the cooking sherry? I seem to have run out of beer... And wine... And fancy licours... And Zimas...

Will my buzz fade on the way to 7-11? WHat if I drink my last beer on the way?

:beer:

[hickman1937]

34. Nevernose, are you hooting on me?

:P :P :P :P :P

[Nevernose]

40. *shamefaced* No, those were actually serious questions

Been there, done that. And I've only got 7 beers left.

:blush:
:blush:
:blush:
:blush:

[Elidor]

8. I'm full, have one for me

I'd guess I'm an 0.12 by now.

[Aristus]

10. I dunno.

My step-daughter, her boyfriend, and his kids are between me and the bottle. I'll try, though.

[Aristus]

15. Whew! Made it!

Made it past the kids, who tried to drag me into a game of "Sorry!", and my wife, who's engrossed in "That '70's Show".

Gotta full glass and I'm ready to roll! :beer:

[Elidor]

18. Let's roll!

haha! :beer:

Sanctuary is achieved!

[Canuckistanian]

11. Can't be drunk, I can read your post

Mine turn ouT LIK E htis quen i;m boMBED

[Aristus]

13. I'm a very good speller.

It's a gift. B-)

[Canuckistanian]

20. I'm a very good drinker

That's not a gift

[Aristus]

23. LOL!

:rofl:

Whoops! Don't make me spill! Or spit! :spray:

[Canuckistanian]

29. Bottoms up!

Can't fly on one wing!

[Aristus]

30. Well, if you drink enough,

you can fly on NO wings! :7

[Canuckistanian]

35. But the touchdown can be a little rough

Especially if you're 15 and your cousin convinces you to ride bikes while smashed.

"It's neat, the ground comes up and hits YOU when you fall! You gotta try it!"

[kanrok]

12. POUR BABY

I'll take a nice meritage, please.

[Aristus]

17. Here you go.

[kanrok]

21. Thanks...urp

[Aristus]

26. 'Scuse you.

:-)

[Peter Frank]

24. Try and Hang In There...

[Aristus]

27. Great smilie, Pete.

I love it! :thumbsup:

[Peter Frank]

31. Thanks...

...I'm trying to get some more good ones here -- http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x4188600

[Ouabache]

37. well that don't make you a bad person

nt

[Moochy]

38. Grolsch For me please!

With a flip top, I'm feeling gadgety!

[cwydro]

39. you know

I was looking for an excuse for another drink.

Here's to ya? Prosit!:toast: