Lose weight the Christian way

[prolesunited]

I saw an item in the paper about a church sponsoring this. Any ideas on what it means?

[Bossy Monkey]

1. The Daily Show was riffing on Pat Robertson selling milkshakes

I wonder if this could be the same thing. (TDS didn't explain it very fully; it was part of a Week in God segment.)

[underpants]

2. I think they hold you underwater until you swear to lose weight

It is an old industry trick

[AirmensMom]

3. Aerobics with contemporary Christian music?

:shrug:

[Jara sang]

4. It's easy, just nail yourself to a cross

Your arms and legs will be immobile so you won't be able to feed yourself.

[anarch]

5. that, really, is just crying out to me for

this smilie I found randomly:

[underpants]

6. Don't get it. not funny. I'm not amused

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/images/I43195-2005Jan27L

[ragin_acadian]

7. might have something to do with

the branch davidian fat burning method.

[jpgray]

8. You have to admit, she looks remarkably svelte