i'm calling southlandshari out

[sundog]

NOW *darlin*

you & me :grr:

[southlandshari]

1. Ok. I'm here.

What do you want to do with me?

Bring it on, darlin'...

[sundog]

2. ...

:nuke:

[southlandshari]

3. Alert on me then. Make your case.

When I see the discussion in the mod forum, I won't weigh in at all. I promise!

:P

[sundog]

4. YOU started it

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4145416&mesg_id=4148024

[southlandshari]

5. Silly man.

How did my post making fun of myself warrant all of this? The callout thread is scary enough, but that angry smiley...

:scared:

[sundog]

6. i am still awaiting YOUR advice

and you have YET to provide me with it :rant:

[southlandshari]

8. Do you have amnesia?

You know I've had the hots for you forever, darlin'. And someone like me falling for someone like you is one of those kind of situations that causes good people of conscience to start nonprofit agencies that try to prevent such human heartbreak from ever happening again.

:cry:

[sundog]

10. that's not advice

:wtf:

[southlandshari]

11. This is public humiliation and you know it.

But because I am from the South and am dysfunctionally polite as a result of my upbringing, I will give you the advice you seek.

If you are a straight woman, do not fall in love with gay men or lesbian women. No matter how beautiful, intelligent, funny or caring they are.

There. What next?

[sundog]

12. hahaha

:rofl:

you gave me my first real smile of the day :hug:

[southlandshari]

13. All I've ever wanted

was for you to be happy, darlin'!

;)

[FuzzySlippers]

17. Hey! You stole my advice!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4145416&mesg_id=4149893

[sundog]

18. so glad you could make an appearance today

:eyes:

[FuzzySlippers]

19. That's rich coming from Mr. Disappears for Weeks at a Time.

:eyes:

[sundog]

21. excuse me, but *i* was getting a facelift

and the doctor asked me not to be seen in public ;(

try again ms. fuzzyslippers :eyes:

[southlandshari]

20. LOL! Sorry!

Advice like that bears repeating - over and over and over....

;)

[Floogeldy]

7. I'm calling southlandshari IN.

:)

[southlandshari]

9. Well, hello!

:loveya:

[bliss_eternal]

14. You're so popular today...

...look at you!

:evilgrin:

[southlandshari]

23. LOL!

If having sundog humiliate me in public for my unrequited love for him, I think I'd rather melt back into the shadows (or the mod forum hot tub, either one will do!)

:hi:

[matcom]

15. FIGHT!!!! FIGHT!!!! OOOOOOO FIGHT!!!!

:popcorn:

[sundog]

16. go back to your cell b*tch

[southlandshari]

22. Calm down, sparky.

We're not pulling out the mud pit just yet!

:P

[Lex]

24. *unsheaths sword*

I'm here to protect and defend southlandshari's honor.

En Garde!

[southlandshari]

25. You restore my faith in humanity, darlin'!

:hug:

[flvegan]

26. Greetings, sir.

I'm here to make her honor the topic of an "Inside Edition" 60-minute special.

En Garde, indeed, sir...

[southlandshari]

27. Sir is a ma'am

Gallant knight act, my ass. Go back and spank Heidi some more on that other thread!

:P

[flvegan]

28. Well, anyone that unsheaths a sword

be they man or woman, should be ready to taste the fury of my gesture!

[Lex]

29. Pray thee bring it on, sir.

[southlandshari]

30. ....

:woohoo: