I love hard boiled eggs but they burn my mouth and are too damned crunchy

[underpants]

I must be doing something wrong. The egg part is tasty but I am forever spitting out the shells. Getting them out of the boiling water ain't too great for my hands either.

:shrug:

[KCDem]

1. sorry, man, can't help you there.

May I recommend NOT deep-frying anything. Especially naked.

[underpants]

3. As burning sensations go I'll take boiling over frying

But then that is just me.

:shrug:

[realFedUp]

2. how many times do I have to tell you

take your undies off your head.

[underpants]

4. But how will I collect all the shells?

How do you eat hard boiled eggs anyway? Spit the shells in your lap? Gross!

[Don_G]

5. Try Pickeled Eggs And Beer

You'll burn something else, but it won't be your hands.

It clears out a bar pretty quickly too.

Edited for typo.

[underpants]

7. Hey I have to live here TOO!

Plus my chair is pretty new still and we already have one side of the upholstery reserved for when company comes over.

[hlthe2b]

6. I'm 'guessin.....'

you might be needing an enema by now! (don't look this way for volunteers!)

[underpants]

9. The hose out back is pretty cold this time of year

Maybe I can poor some of the boiling water on IT and......mmmmm that doesn't sound to great after all.

[DS1]

11. Yeah, imagine the horror

when you try to remove the metal sprinkler attachment on the end of the hose that's now frozen to your previously sweaty bunghole, only to realize that the water inside the hose is frozen too.

I suppose you could pick a direction and run as fast as you can...

[underpants]

13. Remove it? Hell that's the fun and challenge of it

I've found two ways of achieving that

Getting it lined up just right

or

moving really quickly.

spitspitspit tatatata spitspitspit tatata

What method do you use?

[DS1]

15. a tall bridge and someone to push us off

although the first-timers always forgot to tie the hose first, and had to do it twice. other times they'd forget the tall part, and be out there all day and night.

[DS1]

8. You youngun's don't know how hard we had it

We used to have to fight each other just for the mere priviledge of bobbing for eggs. Hands!?! Puh, softy.

[underpants]

10. and you LIKED it too didn't ya?

LOL

[DS1]

12. liked it? You couldn't see nuttin but teeth for days!

Although it twerent cause we were smilin!

[underpants]

14. Yeah I just hate the way the lay there on the bottom

all smuglike :grr::mad: just daring ya to come and get them

[DS1]

16. yeah, mama always said boiled eggs were good

for yer hearin'. It took awhile for our ear canals to stop swelling though.

[underpants]

17. Yours too huh? I never like my mama's method of getting them in my ear

I tried to tell her we could just shove 'em in there but she insisted on standing across the room and hucking them at me. She always a few throws to get warmed up man those things smart when they smack you upside the head.

[DS1]

18. My mom was the International Hi-Li Champion 6 years straight

Lotsa egg practice upside my head.

[DS1]

19. and we LIKED it!

:evilgrin:

[underpants]

20. It apparently doesn't help with spelling

Jai-Lai

:bounce:

[DS1]

21. Hey, my single google 'hit' while looking for verification

was all I needed!

http://www.onlinesports.com/pages/I,CM-40281.html

So suck eggs!

[underpants]

22. Got a straw?

Mine melted in the boiling water

[DS1]

23. I got a hose

:evilgrin:

[underpants]

24. HA

See that is OLD SCHOOL lounge stuff. Thanks

[DS1]

26. no doubt. *sigh*

The lounge died. Sign the guestbook.

[moof]

25. your supposed to take their cloths off first

you are not suppose to cook hardboiled eggs with their cloths on.

boil naked eggs by soaking them in vinegar till the shell disolves away.

Then carefully place the naked eggs in the pan & bring to a boil.

it is cool to watch the egg yoke disappear as the egg white ... well

turns white.

[DS1]

28. *woosh*

:7

[TrogL]

27. Try using a straw

Poke a hole in the egg and suck out the insides. You need to suck hard, real hard. Harder!! Suck it now!!!

[caledesi]

29. Perfect recipe for boiled eggs.

Put eggs in water and bring to boil for 5 minutes.
Take eggs off burner and let them sit for at least 5 minutes w/ cover on pan.


No blue-hue here! LOL!