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ozymandius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 03:45 PM
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I'm pissed. Nobody EVER nominates me to the Supreme Court.
If Miers can get nominated, I would be a shoo-in. My qualifications:

  1. I can make my own gavel.
  2. I can say, "The arguments have been submitted."
  3. I have a robe (plaid, with a belt)
  4. I once thought about applying to law school.
  5. I'm young. I'd be on the bench for a really long time, kinda like a two-fer.
  6. I'm not afraid to spit in Scalia's eye.


So there you have it. As far as I can tell, I'm imminently qualified.

Love,

Ozymandius
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imperialismispasse Donating Member (836 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 03:45 PM
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1. Dude Im so much more qualified than you or Miers
Ive actually had jury duty.
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Parrcrow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 03:47 PM
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2. Well I did nominate you for the Nobel Peace Prize
sorry you lost that one too.

Wait 'til Next Year!:hi:
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ozymandius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 03:51 PM
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5. They did call. 4am in the damn morning. Should've curbed my tongue.
Threatening the Nobel prize chairman with violence is no way to win the Peace price.
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chaska Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 03:48 PM
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3. I hear ya, man. And can someone tell me why I'm not in...
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Is there a R'n R hall of shame? The things that make ya go, hmmm?
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 03:51 PM
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4. You got my vote!
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 03:57 PM
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6. nominated
:P
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 03:58 PM
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7. You might think you're qualified, but you're not
The qualifications are:

(1) Must be Bush crony
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grateful581 Donating Member (760 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 03:59 PM
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8. How about this
It's should be a contest
For example: Open a pepsi, look under the cap and see if you are the next Supreme Court Justice.
that makes as mush sense as Miers

Keep the good fight up fellow Dems!
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ozymandius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 04:01 PM
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9. You're a winner!
:rofl:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 05:18 PM
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10. They're saving you for Federal Reserve Board Chairman.
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 05:22 PM
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11. yeah, but you didnt win the Pepsi SCOTUS sweepstakes!
Open a pepsi, win a Supreme Court nomination!
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SIU_Blue Donating Member (566 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 05:22 PM
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12. hmmmm.....
I'm thinking "American Justice", the reality show where contestants practice question dodging, memo hiding, and being white.

The losers get one final chance to render a verdict in front of everyone before they leave the show.
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-07-05 05:31 PM
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13. I don't even know you, but am very impressed....
...that you'd even make a better President than Georgie :hi:
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