Fake news: “Bush Apologizes for Major Error”

[Felix Mala]

Washington, DC - President Bush announced today that he had made an error in nominating Harriet Miers to the Supreme Court.

“My apologies go out to everyone for my in-ad-VERTANT… in-ACK –curiousy…

“In fact, I meant to nominate Harriet COOP-her, better known to most of you as Aunt Harriet on the old Batman show. (Smirking) I used to love the crazy She-NAN-i-guns of the dynamic duo -- taught me right from wrong.

"No matter how dangerous the criminal, Aunt Harriet always demonstrated a level of cool hed-ded-NESS… required of a Supreme Court justice…”