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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 12:57 AM
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Dane Cook could very well be the worst comic on the face of the earth
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:02 AM
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1. WORSE than Adam Corolla? C'mon, yer pullin my leg, right?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:04 AM
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2. Corolla is so bad that he has absolutely no right to be called a comic
He's just a "Celebrity"

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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:06 AM
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3. And that is surely stretching it......
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:07 AM
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5. Your point is indisputably correct. I apologize for the interruption.
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:06 AM
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4. Who's Dane Cook?
And can he be worse than this guy?

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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:10 AM
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6. Yakov is pulling in BIG bucks from the rubes in Branson
I've gotta respect that shit.

Actually, he's made me chuckle a couple of time back in the day.

Cook makes me look for the remote, post haste
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:15 AM
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7. So's Andy Williams
And I think he's beeen mummified the past 10 years;)

Check your E; I just sent you something..
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:26 AM
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12. I sent something back
It's all good
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:29 AM
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16. Right on
It's good funk..
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:31 AM
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18. Dude, I think that this weeks show is my best one ever
What do you think?
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:40 AM
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24. I'm partial to number 3
but this week is damn good, too..
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suzbaby Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:19 AM
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8. *GASP!*
I love Dane Cook! I have both of his CD's and they both make me laugh my ass off. His second CD "Retaliation" made it to number 4 on the Billboard charts, a feat which no other comedy album has been able to do since Steve Martin's "Wild and Crazy Guys" which came out in 1978.
Dane Cook's CD is the most successful comedy album in over 20 years. That has to give him a little credibility, right?
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:22 AM
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9. Yeah, he's as credible as Britney Spears! lol
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suzbaby Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:25 AM
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10. Now you are just making me sad.
Don't compare Dane to Britney, that's just mean.:cry:
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:29 AM
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15. Don't take it TOO seriously, it's the LOUNGE, baby!
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:27 AM
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13. PIEYOW!!!
That was good
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:26 AM
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11. I cannot understand why people laugh and his lame assed shit
I think that it's some kind of mind control thingy that he has stuffed in his pants
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suzbaby Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:29 AM
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14. In fariness
His humor might appeal more to the under 30 crowd. I don't know how old you are so I am not trying to insult you, but it was just a thought. He is huge in 18-30 year old crowd.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:34 AM
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19. Shit, I'm way over 30
Edited on Wed Oct-05-05 01:36 AM by MrScorpio
Damn, I'm over 40

And it looks like he's on TV everywhere

Now if you want to talk good comic to me, talk Robert Schimmel

That motherfucker is Fun-Knee!
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suzbaby Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:37 AM
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20. IMHO
He's everywhere because he's "knee-slappin" funny!
We may have to just agree to disagree.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:39 AM
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22. I can't feel it
I sit there and wonder what the fuck is the audience laughing about
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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:39 AM
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21. Schimmel is so funny!
Watching his stand-up, I was gasping for air I was laughing so hard. I had to stop the tape and take it back, I was missing the next set up...

He's hysterical! I love intelligent comedians--Schimmel is very smart.

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suzbaby Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:40 AM
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25. It might be my turn to show my age
I actually have no idea who Schimmel is. :shrug:
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:42 AM
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28. My point exactly
Schimmel, Lewis Black and another who I forget that goes by an initial... these guys are funny.

Cook is like some guy on X who just crashed my party
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suzbaby Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:44 AM
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29. How is that your point exactly?
I've heard of Lewis Black. I believe I have watched a bit of his work on the Daily Show...funny man.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:49 AM
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31. I'm just saying that I don't Cook is all that smart
Sure, he looks pretty and bounces around and all that, but I don't get smart from him, I get Smartass
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Starbucks Anarchist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 03:27 AM
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36. I'm 25, and I think he sucks.
Give me Bill Hicks, David Cross and Mitch Hedberg any day over Dane Cook.
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suzbaby Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:30 AM
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17. How much of his comedy have you heard?
A snipet? A bushel? :)
Maybe if you heard more I could convince you.
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Richard Steele Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:39 AM
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23. I saw a half-hour TV show of his act, so....none.
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suzbaby Donating Member (906 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:42 AM
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Try his website
www.danecook.com
Go to the videos section and play a few of them (I'm not a fan of the one on the top of the list--Last Call with Carson Daily. It was not one of Dane's good days)
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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:42 AM
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26. Dane's ok.
I actually taped his Comedy Central special a while back--I thought it was that funny.

On that, dh bought his recent cd and dvd set. We watched the comedy--it was just ok. Neither of us has listened to the cd yet. Hopefully it's better...

Then we watched one of his older dvd's featuring the comedy central show I taped. Watching it in it's entirety and without their editing--he's not quite as funny. :eyes:

To me, he's just ok. I don't think he's the worst guy out there by any means. I just don't think he's as funny as I used to. :(
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:45 AM
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30. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog would have him for lunch
Even on a bad day
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bliss_eternal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:45 AM
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35. True...
It was very telling, watching his comedy without the benefit of Comedy Central's editing. Not nearly as good without their help, unfortunately.

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MirrorAshes Donating Member (942 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:42 AM
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27. the vegas thing he just did is great
hes hit or miss, definitely, but that was freaking hilarious.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:54 AM
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32. He has a few very funny bits
He isn't breathtaking, but he is also nowhere close to being the worst comic on the face of the earth. Have you seen Gallagher, for example?
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 01:59 AM
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33. Is Gallagher even alive today?
He's not on my TV
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 02:39 AM
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34. somebody shit on the coats...
I think, someone shit near or around the coats...

WHAT?

I think the guy is pretty damn funny...but that's just me. :-)
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Kire Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 03:40 AM
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37. But..but...he's got a MySpace profile!
with 404700 friends

http://www.myspace.com/danecook

and he had a toothache when he started out, and he still had it five years later when he hit it big
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 04:28 AM
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38. series?
you need to hear retaliation...the new cd.

I think I am in love with him!
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jmm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:22 AM
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39. Look at me! I can rip my shirt off and jump around the stage!
Yeah, that isn't what I'd call talent either. Now that Carrot Top and Gilbert Godfrey don't seem to be getting much work I think one of them can crown him the new worst comic ever.
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:27 AM
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40. He performed here at USF one night...
Started off funny, but went downhill fairly fast, to the point that I left early.
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terrya Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-05-05 06:56 AM
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41. Worse than Larry the Cable Guy?
No...that's simply not possible.
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