Wouldn't it be great if Germany ran the USA?

[Chicago Democrat]

I mean they are so cool and progressive and sexy!


I say ELECT GERMANY!


DEUTCHLAND UBER ALES!

[bicentennial_baby]

1. um, no

nothing against Germany, but no. :)

[sniffa]

5. oh c'mon

they have the best porn.

good ecstasy too.

[sasquatch]

2. And Bararian style beer for everyone

:beer:

[sniffa]

6. it's better than bavarian styLe beer

:beer:

[nytemare]

3. Well, we have 1939 Germany running the US now.

Not very progressive.

[ghostsofgiants]

4. Wouldn't it be cool if you had competent Amercians running the USA?

[NewJeffCT]

8. I always go over "what ifs" in my mind

What if after Iran-Contra, the competent Dukakis won and didn't allow Poppy Bush to pardon all those traitors? Instead, Dukakis has a worse August than Kerry...

Or, what if Carter's ill-fated hostage rescue hadn't been a disaster & the hostages were freed in a daring rescue, giving the competent (and now less uninspiring) Jimmy Carter a narrow victory over Reagan? Instead, we had 8 years of trickle down economics, dismantling of the Fairness Doctrine and a prolongation of the Cold War.

What if JFK, RFK and MLK hadn't been assassinated? Would we have had a Kennedy dynasty from 1960-1976? Instead, we get Tricky Dick & Watergate, secret bombings of Cambodia and a presidential resignation.

[ZombieNixon]

7. Yeah, but in their language, even terms of endearment sound like

death threats. I'd have a hard time getting used to that.

[philosophie_en_rose]

9. Hell no! The paperwork alone would kill us. n/t

:P