Drop kick me Jesus

[no name no slogan]

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Make me, oh make me, Lord more than I am
Make me a piece in your master game plan
Free from the earthly tempestion below
I’ve got the will, Lord if you’ve got the toe.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Take all the brothers who’ve gone on before
And all of the sisters who’ve knocked on your door
All the departed dear loved ones of mine
Stick’em up front in the offensive line.

Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Yeah, Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life
End over end neither left nor to right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

[MN ChimpH8R]

1. That graphic!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[no name no slogan]

2. Jesus saves!

Unfortunately, Moses misses the rebound

[JohnnyBoots]

6. Jesus plays goaile for the Toronto Maple Leafs, Jesus saves, Jesus saves

Jesus saves.

[RedCloud]

9. But the New Jersey DEVILS score on the rebound!

[JohnnyBoots]

11. You and Marty can stuff it!, I'm

Flyers fan anyway. (The lyric was from a rugby song). Oct. 5 the NHL starts again for real, I can't wait.

[RedCloud]

12. Not a devils fan.

I just thought the fundies couldn't handle the devils scoring on Jesus.

My team will be called the "blahs" this year.

[no name no slogan]

15. JESUS SAVES SINNERS AND REDEEMS THEM FOR VALUABLE PRIZES

(real graffitti seen on the Washington Ave Bridge over the Mississippi River in Minneapolis, MN)

[-..__...]

14. No goal for you.

[no name no slogan]

3. Kickin for jeebus

:kick:

[Sugar Smack]

13. "Kickin for jeebus"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Trigger Hippie]

4. Thanks for the smile today!

:hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

5. Ooohhhhh, I don't care if it rains or freezes,

long as I got my plastic Jesus
sittin' on the dashbord in my car . . .

:hi:

[graywarrior]

7. .

[pepperlove]

8. Love the graphic

for He is my homie, too, PTL!

[MN ChimpH8R]

10. That's a mighty white lookin' Jeebus

I'm just sayin' :rofl:

[graywarrior]

19. I cannot figure out what is going on here.

[In_The_Wind]

16. w00t!

[flvegan]

17. Is there an ECW or WWE version?

Like "Suplex me Jesus through the folding table of life" or something?

[Mad_Dem_X]

18. LMAO!

What a mental image! :spray: