AHoHT

[MissHoneychurch]

Anonymous Haters of Household Things

Hi. My name is MissHoneychurch and I have a problem with keeping my apartment tidy.

Who are you?

[Clintmax]

1. My name is Clintmax...

and so do I! Who else hates dusting, vacuuming, mopping, cleaning out the fridge and oven and all the other things involved with cleaning house?

[tjwmason]

2. My name is tjwmason

and love things to be tidy - but they just don't stay that way.

[MissHoneychurch]

3. what do you do against it?

[tjwmason]

13. I occasionally rouse myself into a short fit of tidiness

but then fall straight back to my old habits. :cry:

[MissHoneychurch]

14. awww honey

no need to cry. You are not alone :hug:

[jeff30997]

4. I have to admit that I have a HoHT problem too.

My apartment is a mess.

[MissHoneychurch]

7. welcome to the club

glad I am not the only one who lives in a mess right now.

[Robeson]

5. I've got the perfect devise for you MissHoneychurch....

...its light, convenient, and you can zoom it around for those light clean-ups. I've got one and I love it!... http://www.electroluxusa.com/node35.asp?ProdID=27948

On edit: and its cordless!

[MissHoneychurch]

6. looks good

but there is still washing clothes and mopping the floor, and watering the million plants I have and putting away the clean clothes and and and .... any ideas for that? :)

[Robeson]

9. That may be beyond my powers, MissHoneychurch, but you may...

...want to consider a boy-toy. Just let him know what you expect of him with respect to cleaning duties, that is, if he wants to have a roof over his head...;-)

[MissHoneychurch]

12. you mean you are coming over?

:)

[Robeson]

15. Alas, MissHoneychurch, I am another's boy-toy.....

...she is eight years my senior. Therefore, I feel fully qualified to give you advice. Find a young guy, younger than you, and show him the world. He'll love you for it, and you'll have a clean house....:D

[MissHoneychurch]

16. let's see

I met a 8 year younger guy on the net. I am gonna meet him probably next weekend. So far so good. Only backslah - he is in England :cry:

[Fox Mulder]

8. My name is Fox Mulder

and I don't know what tidy means. ;)

[Clintmax]

10. ROFL!

:rofl: Sometimes I wonder if I really know too!

[MissHoneychurch]

11. you know that is the description of your apartment

after really cleaning up. But it never holds for long. There must be a ghost or something that just undoes all the effort you put in, no matter what :)

[In_The_Wind]

32. Welcome to DU ~ Fox Mulder!

[In_The_Wind]

17. ~

the nomad ...

did you really need to ask ...

[MissHoneychurch]

18. yes

i don't wanna be the only one who hasn't has her apt in order. And you know what - so far only guys answered. Am I a mutant or what? :cry:

[In_The_Wind]

19. oh .... please

perhaps I should take pictures of my bedroom and PM them to you ...

clean on the passenger side of my bed ...

doesn't begin to keep up with havin' a parrot and a dog

[Left_Winger]

20. Howdy, my name is LW

I have problems keeping my house tidy as well. I think I've discovered the reason: midnight visitors.

Hey, Mr. Spaceman, by the Byrds

Woke up this morning with light in my eyes
And then realized it was still dark outside
It was a light coming down from the sky
I don't know who or why

Must be those strangers that come every night
Those saucer shaped lights put people uptight
Leave blue-green footprints that glow in the dark
I hope they get home all right

{Refrain}
Hey, Mr. Spaceman
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, Mr. Spaceman
Won't you please take me along for a ride

Woke up this morning, I was feeling quite weird
Had flies in my beard, my toothpaste was smeared
Over my window, they'd written my name
Said, so long, we'll see you again

[MissHoneychurch]

21. good excuse

:)

Wie geht es dir?

[Left_Winger]

22. Es geht

Noch Einmal, ein langsamer Tag...

:hi:

[MissHoneychurch]

25. warum ein langsamer Tag?

[Left_Winger]

27. Ich habe schon alles (den Papierkrieg) gemacht, das ich machen muß

so... heute meine Schüler und ich werden für die Prüfung studieren, die sie morgen schreiben müssen. Morgen muß ich nur die Schüler beobachten als sie die Prüfung schreiben.

Eine Schülerin von mir hat mir einen Gnom als Geschenk gegeben. :)

Nur ein typischer Tag im Leben eines Lehrers.

[MissHoneychurch]

28. Ich habe Prüfungen gehaßt

ich bin wirklich froh, das hinter mir zu haben.

Im Moment katalogisiere ich Bücher, die Goethes Vater gehört haben. Macht mir viel Spaß, so alte Bücher in den Händen zu halten. Bücher aus dem 17. und 18. Jahrhundert. Manchmal sogar noch ältere.

[Left_Winger]

35. Mußt du dich Fingerhandschuhe aus Baumwolle anziehen

zuvor du die Bücher in den Händen halten kannst? Man mußt in der Bibliothek meiner ehemaligen Universität.

[Mutley]

23. I've been doing a better job with cleaning since I moved...

but I'm still not perfect. My jeans are sitting on the floor in front of my bathroom as I type. :cry: I'm such a slob!

[MissHoneychurch]

24. I know what you mean

I got better over the years but am definitely not the perfect housewife. I live by myself so no one else but me is bothered by my mess. It can be a bliss but also a curse.

[Mutley]

26. My SO is better at cleaning up than I am

but he's been working a lot lately and can't keep up with it by himself. We made a rule not to smoke in the house and it's amazing how much that has cut down on the dust!

[Trigger Hippie]

29. My name is BushIsAPooHead

and I hate doing dishes, sweeping, changing the litter box. Ugh. Everything that has to do with housekeeping I hate.

:(

[MissHoneychurch]

30. changing the litterbox

is a very smelly task. Why do have cats such a smell?? Sometimes you can smell it through the whole apt. when then cat did her business :eyes:

[Trigger Hippie]

31. Yeah, my cat is always annoyed with me

for not changing it quick enough. *sigh*

What we do for the love of a kitty.....

[MissHoneychurch]

33. true, so true

we have a saying in Germany "Alles für die Katz'" which literally means "Everthing for the cat" but should be translated as "everything for nothing"

I think that says it all ... LOL

[dr.zoidberg]

34. My name is dr.zoidberg...

and it looks like a hurricane was located solely in my room.