Time for a "Your favorite band sucks" thread.

[tjwash]

Led Zeppelin bites. :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

1. Coldplay Blows

[mainegreen]

25. obligatory PRIMUS SUCKS!!!

:P

[Fox Mulder]

2. The Beatles suck.

(ducks)

[mainegreen]

3. Bush is for the easily amused

[LynneSin]

4. you bite

:D

Led Zeppelin Rules

[ET Awful]

7. Nah, they suck . . . they never did use enough cowbell

:evilgrin:

[Initech]

5. Nickelback is the worst band in existance!

[darkism]

6. Weezer is effing boring.

[Maestro]

34. Uh,

[WeRQ4U]

8. The Grateful Dead appeal only to stoners, hippies and shitheads.

yep.

[ET Awful]

10. Yeah? And your point? :)

:hippie:

[ET Awful]

9. Rush sucks!!!!

I mean, they can play their instruments well and all, but they sound like every album was run through an antiseptic wash and came out the other side devoid of any of the grit and grime that makes music music :)

[jobycom]

14. I love you, man!

Exactly how I feel about them, and better said than I could ever do!

[ET Awful]

19. Hehehehe

Hey, I calls 'em as I sees 'em . . . or hears 'em or whatever :)

[Maestro]

36. Sacrilegious I tells ya..

I am going to listen to Rush right now in protest.

[ET Awful]

38. Make sure you wear rubber gloves and a protective suit so you can

keep with the sanitized theme :)

(I kid I tells ya. . . they're good musicians, just way too clean for my tastes, I like music with a little more down and dirty soul to it :)).

[no name no slogan]

11. Billy Corgan not only sucks, he blows, too

Anybody who has a "confessions" section of his website is guaranteed to be a pretentious assclown. And Billy doesn't disappoint


WAAAHHHH! I'm BILLY! I'm SO BAD!!! BLEEEEAAAHH!!!

[darkism]

12. Oooh, I want another one.

Modern indie rock sucks.

If your name has the word "the" in it and your so-called "professional" recordings sound like they were digitally recorded, then erased, then re-recorded on a Dictaphone™, you suck.

[JimmyJazz]

13. I'm keeping my eye on this thread.

[jobycom]

15. Why is that smiley flipping me off?

:wow:

[JimmyJazz]

28. he's not! he's waving a finger at you as a warning to behave

:D

[jobycom]

16. Steelye Dan sucks.

[progmom]

23. Steeleye Span? Or Steely Dan?

:P

[jobycom]

41. Don't be messin' with me!

If Dan Qauyle can throw E's on the end of words, so can I!

:P

[underpants]

17. Journey sucked

There I said it

:hide:

[JohnnyBoots]

20. Still do.

[edbermac]

18. Oasis sucks...

[mitchum]

21. Brian Wilson isn't crazy, he's just severely learning disabled

[ragin_acadian]

22. alrighty.

all "nu-metal" bands suck - this includes coal chamber, godsmack, etc.

[NNadir]

24. The Grateful Dead had problems tuning their guitars.

Playing stoned shows.

[HEyHEY]

26. Pink Floyd is boring as shit

[ragin_acadian]

27. of course.

why else would they write an alblum called "the wall"

[no name no slogan]

37. because "We Eat Steaming Piles of Weasel Shit" was taken?

nt

[ragin_acadian]

44. yeah!

wasn't that a Zappa song?

[Zomby Woof]

29. Queen sucks chunks of monkey phlegm

[Zomby Woof]

30. and Yes is boring flatulent wanker shit

[WoodrowFan]

46. god yes

Gawd, they suck, they are the musical black hole of suckdom. George Bush would give them medals of freedom they suck so bad. If you piled every bad thing itno a pit and filled it with sucky stuff it still wouldn't eaqual the sheer badness of yes!



and Rush is worse!

[mvd]

31. You're all wrong - no band sucks but your favorite!

:-)

[jus_the_facts]

32. Nirvana...Smells Like Teen SHIT.....

:hurts: :puke:

[Maestro]

33. All I have to say is...

[Lubernaut]

35. April Wine

is down there with U2 and Green Day.

[jobycom]

42. Oh come on! They weren't good enough to suck!

:-)

[Arkana]

39. And no one has bashed Green Day!

Oh, dammit...

[Left Is Write]

40. The only band I feel comfortable bashing is Rush.

I don't like Rush.

I like "Fly By Night" and "The Temples of Syrinx" and I can't tolerate one note of the rest of it.

[SIU_Blue]

43. Dave Mathiews Band...

OVER-RATED clap clap, clap clap clap, OVER-RATED clap clap, clap clap clap

:puke:

[ProfessorGAC]

45. Gets My Vote

And someone teach that violin player how to play in tune, for goodness sake. Geez, he's awful!
The Professor