Best way to leave DU

[jpgray]

Poll question: Best way to leave DU

[kick-ass-bob]

1. Who? You?

Punch and pie for you.

:D

[KittyWampus]

2. I guess in flames?

very subjective. all depends on the situation and how planets are lined up (JUST KIDDING!)

[WeRQ4U]

3. Why, on earth, would you leave DU?

A more important question would be how can I REDUCE my use of DU so that I don't get fired.

Lol.

[terrya]

4. Just leave quietly and tell some friends via PM...

if you want.

But don't turn it into some big production number.

IMO.

[jpgray]

8. Check your PM

:silly:

[Mutley]

5. Option three.

I always find that one the most entertaining.

[Cathyclysmic]

6. I was told there would be punch and pie at this thread

[jpgray]

16. It's metaphorical punch and pie

Y'know, like a backwards Eucharist.

[Reverend_Smitty]

7. c'mon who doesn't love the going out with a bang?

it just makes life more interesting

[Deja Q]

19. But aren't sex threads forbidden by DU's policies?

:shrug:

[asthmaticeog]

9. Other: chemomancy.

When the patterns in the chemtrails over your head, correctly interpreted by an expert, indicate that one should move on from DU, one should post as incoherent, hateful, PA-filled and paranoid a goodbye rant as possible to ensure that one is tombstoned. I know this because my gumball-machine mood ring said so.

[jpgray]

10. Hey I've got that ring

What does it mean? :o

[asthmaticeog]

12. Depends on your mood.

And the lines in your palm.

[Sugar Smack]

11. Post song lyrics until you explode.

[asthmaticeog]

13. !

:rofl:

[no name no slogan]

14. ...

:spray:

I was going to post the lyrics to "Desperado", but now maybe I won't

[Sugar Smack]

17. You'll know to stop when you hear a hissing noise.

"She is headed fer the cheatin' side of town"

:nuke:

[no name no slogan]

25. You cain't haaahhhhhhhd, yer lyin aaahhhhhhhzzzz...

tombstoning in three, two, one....

[jpgray]

15. Too much collateral damage

:spray:

[Sugar Smack]

18. Oh, what about, "being chased out by torch-wielding DUers, with

Carmina Burana playing in the background"? :D

[no name no slogan]

22. Or maybe by a drunken, rope-carrying, gun-toting posse

with a thirst for blood :hi:

[Sugar Smack]

26. Blood and Guinness ale!

That would be my best friend, coming to spirit me away from DU for a few hours tonight!

:hi:

[no name no slogan]

28. Sounds like a fun time!

Tell her I say hi!

And tell her hubby to burn you some Cocteau Twins stuff from their extensive collection. I have a feeling you would enjoy it. :loveya:

[WoodrowFan]

20. take hostages...

take hostages, post tons of copycat threads, start flames wars in the meeting room over alternative medicine (taking both sides, pro and con), then post sex threads in Breaking News until Skinner is forced to take you down with extreme prejudice. In other words, a typical day for Matcom

[StopTheMorans]

23. SNAP!

[WoodrowFan]

29. you should hav eseen my other answer

which involved seduction and pologamy charges filed by Lynnsin, prog-mom, velmad, catwoman AND romeo (Skinner's puppydog)

[Sugar Smack]

32. THERE you go! Chaos in your wake and

stories to tell the family at dinner.

:P

[chaska]

21. In a pine box?

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

24. Other:

Register at the Sphincter and post about how stupid DU is and how great people are there. Post link to aforementioned Sphincter post on DU.

[Dukkha]

27. peacefully in your sleep

[trof]

30. Other: "Slip out the back, Jack."

"Get a new plan, Stan."
;-)

[no name no slogan]

31. "No need to take off, trof"

:7

[jmowreader]

33. There's only one way to leave DU for good

Just start a thread in which you claim to be a freeper.

Speak in loving tones about our righteous cause in Iraq.

Profess your undying devotion to our Dear Leader George W. Bush. Claim that he's the greatest president in the history of presidents.

Add a small paragraph about "Ray Nayger" destroying New Orleans.

Sign it using one of these names:

* Rocky Suhayda (president of the American Nazi Party)
* Pastor Thomas Robb (national director of the Knights Party, one of the groups who claims the title "Ku Klux Klan")
* Ron Edwards (Imperial Wizard of the Imperial Klans of America, the most widespread KKK organization in the US)
* Neal Horsley (the guy who runs christiangallery.com, which is probably the most vicious pro-fetus website on the internets)

Click "send."

Wait fifteen seconds.

You will no longer need to worry about being a DUer.

[arwalden]

34. Continually Threaten Suicide...

... until you get your ass banned?

[sundog]

38. nice

:thumbsup:

[tyedyeto]

35. Punch and pie? Nope, I'd rather have

a real party! Booze, hot wings, the works!

Actually, I'd probably just fade away quietly, if I ever had a hankering to leave.

[sundog]

36. pleeease don't leave pleeeeeasssee

:cry:

[DawgHouse]

37. There is nothing more entertaining than a "Goodbye Cruel Board" post NT

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

39. Impliment the hacks!!!!