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Cattledog Donating Member (695 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 12:34 PM
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Has anyone joined the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?
It is now the fastest growing religion in the world!

www.venganza.org
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 12:36 PM
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1. I ordered a FSM
for my car! It will be perfect here in Kansas. They keyed my truck taking off my Evolve fish we will see what they do with this.
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Railroader Donating Member (46 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 12:37 PM
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2. I'm a devoted Pastafarian
May you all be touched by his noodly appendage.
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Dudley_DUright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 12:39 PM
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4. Ramen
Edited on Sun Sep-11-05 12:50 PM by Dudley_DUright
:-)
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 12:41 PM
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5. Ramen!
:silly:

I think this is the smilie that looks most like Her Divine Image. May the Sauce be with you!
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Dudley_DUright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 12:54 PM
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9. Her Divine Image?
Edited on Sun Sep-11-05 12:54 PM by Dudley_DUright
I thought the FSM was male (you know, with all those noodly appendages and all...). I sense a schism coming on. :crazy:
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 03:41 PM
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27. S(He)'s got noodly appendages, but the meatballs could be
Edited on Sun Sep-11-05 03:41 PM by ZombieNixon
either balls or boobs. A Hermaphrodite, perhaps (note the Holy Capitalization).
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 12:55 PM
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11. Ramen here, too. I am Brother Bucatini.
Blessed be the Fettucine, and the Sauce, and the Holy Meatballs.
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Dudley_DUright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 12:39 PM
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3. A proud pastafarian here, mon
:hi:
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 12:43 PM
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6. I pray for others to grasp the power of the noodly appendage.
And submit to the teachings of our beloved master.

Do not be afraid.

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mr blur Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 12:47 PM
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7. All praise to the Sacred Meatballs
Edited on Sun Sep-11-05 12:52 PM by mr blur
.
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 12:48 PM
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8. I am the Bishop of Durum
and claim absolute supremacy in all doctrinal matters. So there. If the FSM speaks, it speaks through me. For proof of this, please read this post again.
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nookiemonster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 12:55 PM
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12. "And soeth Durum begat Semolina"
"And all was pure, sayeth the Bishop" "Foreth to strip the stalk, and forgeteth the germ, is the epitomy of all mans suffering"

Reference: the birth of Semolina, as told by witnesses of the "great harvest"

:)
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BrklynLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 12:54 PM
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10. LOVE IT!! Am ordering one to put next to my Darwin fish!!
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tedoll78 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 12:58 PM
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13. A while ago..
the website Fark.com had an AudioEdit contest in which contestants created audio files of chants for the Church. They were pretty good!

http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=1636291

I have been touched by His noodley appendage. It was good.
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muriel_volestrangler Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 01:45 PM
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14. Covered by The Guardian in its Pass Notes
http://www.guardian.co.uk/g2/story/0,,1560140,00.html

which is proof that it has a worldwide congregation.
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 02:02 PM
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15. I am intrigued. How do I convert to Flying Monster Sphaghetiism? n/t
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Dudley_DUright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 02:19 PM
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17. You must be touched by his noodly appendage
(and you also need to learn to speak in pirate, arrrgh matey).
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 03:28 PM
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23. I have a parrot. Does this make me especially blessed by his
Holy Noodleness? A parrot is a part of pirate regalia that many of the church may not be able to easily attain.
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Dudley_DUright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 03:31 PM
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25. You are indeed blessed, Ladyhawk
Now all you need is an eyepatch (pegleg optional). ;-)
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 02:03 PM
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16. Fellow Pastafarian checking in!
:bounce: ah, the Noodly Appendage...
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 02:25 PM
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18. So is "Talk Like A Pirate" Day a holy day.........
Edited on Sun Sep-11-05 02:25 PM by CrownPrinceBandar
for pastafarianism?

May ye be touched by his noodly appendage.
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Dudley_DUright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 02:27 PM
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19. Aye matey
it 'tis.
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CrownPrinceBandar Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 02:31 PM
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21. Arrrr!!!!.....................
and 'tis only over a week away too!!

http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
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LiberalEsto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 06:00 PM
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28. We went to the Pirate Museum in Provincetown, Mass
two weeks ago. And they knew all about Talk Like a Pirate Day. Arrrh!

This museum -- located on Mcmillan Wharf - should be a shrine.
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WilmywoodNCparalegal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 02:28 PM
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20. Ramen to all
I am too a devout Pastafarian, one of His Most Holy FSM's chosen people of the land of Italy.

May His Noodly Appendage touch all! FSM is our only salvation!
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darkism Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 02:31 PM
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22. My school has a Pastafarian group on Facebook
I am a co-founder. :D
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 03:39 PM
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26. Hey me too.
I am the Lord High Supreme Senior Cardinal of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (DePaul Archdiocese). What school are you at?
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 03:31 PM
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24. Never have I been so touched. I may have to give up my atheist ways,
for I believe I feel his Noodly Appendage. Of course, it could just be that my parrot pooped on me...
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Dudley_DUright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 08:47 PM
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29. Guess what we had for dinner tonight
You guessed it, Spaghetti. It seemed vaguely like certain Christian rites that I have heard something about, it being Sunday and all.
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Ladyhawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 08:48 PM
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30. Today I realized the truth and was touched by the Noodly Appendage.
Ramen.
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Lady Effingbroke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 08:52 PM
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31. I frequently take communion by consuming the Sacred (yet cheap!) Ramen.
All hail the FSM!
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Your_Moment_Of_Zen Donating Member (16 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 08:58 PM
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32. Ye may play God - FSM Game
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Dudley_DUright Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Sep-11-05 09:51 PM
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33. Thanks Zen
and welcome to DU. :hi:

Like your handle. Lots of Daily Show fans around these here parts.
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