people are fucking dumb. Fuck 'em.

[Rabrrrrrr]

Most of 'em don't deserve to live in what this country should be; most of 'em deserve to live in the shithole we've created.

I was just at the grocery store. Coming out of the store, I was walking down the row my car is in, as were a couple other walkers in the area. Then some bovine asshole, with a giant fucking van, decides he needs to drive the behemoth up the row so he can park as goddamn close to the entrance as he can because this is America, dammit, and he has a God-given right to not have to walk any where; wouldn't be so bad, but the flatulent self-absorbed Pabst-swilling probably drunk pustule is towing a HUGE fuckin' trailer behind him - yep, that's right - monster van, huge trailer, and he wants to park right next to the handicapped stall in a grocery store parking lot where parking is already fucking cramped, plus filled with pedestrians and pedestrians with shopping carts, right in front of the doors to the store. Up he comes, pushing ebveryone out of his way, and turns half way in. Of course, with the trailer, he can't do this in one shot, so he has to back up a bit, and try it again. No one knows where to fucking stand or walk while dipshit John Deere hat-wearing lickspittle finally maneuvers the goddamn thing into two spots (and only through sheer fucking grace of God did he happen to come up a row that actually had two spaces together) and settles in like a Summer-stuffed sweaty fat fucking bear entering his cave for the coming winter.

Fucking stupid asshole people.

Why are people so goddamn dumb?

And I bet the asshole comes out with three cartfulls of Mountain Dew, Pabst, cheap brandy, chips, and God knows what else that isn't healthy, sweatily and breathily will toss it all into his van, which probably reeks of beagles and golden retrievers and stale Pabst-caused piss and years-old-fat-man sweat, and then he'll leave all the carts in the parking lot before he lights up a smoke, then runs 6 people over trying to get the sonofabitch out.

Why not just park at the other end?

Dumbass.

I was so worried about my life, I didn't even think to check out how many Jesus Fish and Shrub and "I club my wife" stickers he had on the rusty piece of shit.

[Zomby Woof]

1. This rant gets...

4 Cups! :hangover: :hangover: :hangover: :hangover:

[Deja Q]

2. and not in the good way.

Never mind how they'll buy a SUV without bothering to look at the mileage stats and then whine every time the price of gas goes up. :eyes:

But capitalism is a good thing! (and you know these twits will still parrot that tune when their job is lost to offshoring...)

People are getting what they deserve. The problem is, they're taking us and the US down with them.

[DS1]

3. I take it you don't enjoy Pabst

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Actually, I have nothing against Pabst itself. The problem is that the

existence of Pabst means the existence of illiterati tasteless racist misogynistic empty-life filth who DRINK Pabst, and that's what pisses me off.

[ohiosmith]

10. Hey! There was a time when Pabst was all I could afford.

Is "illiterati" italian for illiterate?:evilgrin:

[TransitJohn]

22. Damn bro.

I put myself through college as a professional craft brewer and know good beer well. However, my favorite barley pop is Pabst...so what are you calling me? :shrug:

[GOPisEvil]

4. This country is overrun with self-important twits like this.

I don't get why everyone thinks the fucking world revolves around them. News flash: it doesn't.

Assholes.

[Left Is Write]

Unfortunately....

I was already feeling a bit queasy this afternoon, and that description was quite....vivid.

[skygazer]

6. Excellent rant

And all so true - see it all the time.

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. It was like trying to park the van and trailer in a filled up classroom!

Not only fucking dumb - fucking dangerous!!

[ProfessorGAC]

8. Well, I'm Hoping For A Short Circuit and The Whole Things Torches

I hate people like that, too.
The Professor

[BikeWriter]

9. Great rant! This one is right up there with...

that Prize Winning one you once wrote... about shopping carts, I think it was. Do you have that one on your hard drive somewhere?

[redqueen]

11. Some people (republicans especially, I've found...)

are exceedingly concerned with themselves and their convenience, but not at all concerned with others'.

I'm hoping that personality trait is bred out of the species.

STOP FUCKING ASSHOLES! (or at least use a goddamn condom!)

[Zenlitened]

12. Favorite new phrase: "Dumb as a box of waffles."

People astonish me on a daily basis lately. And I wish they wouldn't. :(

[Bullwinkle925]

13. Loved it. Nominated it!

[HEyHEY]

14. That Van brings back memories of my first girlfriend

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. There's a story I'd like to hear!

Was she hard to stear and difficult to park? Or did she have a huge trailer? Both? Driven by a flatulent self-absorbed lazy-ass pussbag?

:P

[BigMcLargehuge]

16. I was with you all the way up to the cheap brandy crack...

I have about as good a chance of finding a heap of Unicorn shit in my catbox as I do of finding cheap brandy. I mean, Christian Brothers can take the enamel off your teeth and the brake dust off your hub caps, but that shit is still like $20 a bottle...

[moof]

17. Two things seem odd about this rant.

1. Cheney was on CNN geting told what to do today.
2. Cheney wearing a John Deere hat ?

Just seems odd but if Rabrrrrrr says he was there that's good enough for moof.

[Rabrrrrrr]

19. LOL!

Good one, moof!

[NMMNG]

18. Please Rabrrrrrr, tell us how you *really* feel

Don't hold back or anything...:rofl:

[anarch]

20. that is a four-star rant

"America: where we will drive ten miles rather than walk fifty feet."

[Rabrrrrrr]

24. And where we will circle around the parking lot four times looking for

the closest possible place to park, instead of just parking where I can and walking an extra 100 feet and saving five minutes.

People will go to the mall and put on two miles shopping for useless fucking shit, but that 100 foot walk in, and 100 foot walk out, are fucking killer. "Hey - go get the car and pick me up, my feet are tired". Fuck, lady, that last 100 feet is less than 1% of your total travel. In fact, I bet, right now, if you had to pee you could easily take the 200 foot roundtrip trip to the bathroom and not blink an eye about it, but walking out to the parking lot, a whole fifteen spaces out, that you can't do.

:shrug:

[TransitJohn]

21. Nominated, but

did you have to impugn Pabst like that?

[Sequoia]

23. You're so funny, and so right...I beat my wife stickers....LOL !!!

But hey, Mountain Dew's okay....Yahoo. The old logo's of that drink showed a hillbilly, funny.

[Lady Effingbroke]

25. I ranted a while back about stupid,illiterate, lazy-ass shopmoos

who leave their shopping carts scattered throughout the grocery store parking lot rather than expend the minimal effort needed to walk 100 feet, tops, and return the cart to the rack thoughtfully provided by the store and thus prevent damage to other customers' cars.

These lazy-ass moos also have a tendency to treat said carts as a mobile dumpster. I have found empty beer/coke cases and ice bags (which are thrown into the cart after the shopmoo fills the cooler in the back of his truck), empty beer and coke cans/bottles, E. coli-infested "baby burritos", large black plastic trash bags deposited after the lazy-ass shopmoos have cleaned out their car in the parking lot, and all other manner of other refuse tossed thoughtlessly into the nearest cart. Mind you, there are many trash cans/receptacles placed prominently and strategically throughout the lot, so it isn't as if the L.A.S.M. have no choice but to throw their trash into the nearest cart.

Last night, some L.A.S.M. changed two tires on his P.O.S. beater moomobile and left the old ones in a cart instead of taking them with him and disposing of them properly.

Of course, I have to clean all of this shit out of the carts so other customers can use them.

This is in addition to my other duties, which include running behind the L.A.S.M. with a mop and broom and cleaning up their messes as they graze and spill their slovenly way throughout the store and swamping out the store shitters on a daily basis after the L.A.S.M. use half a roll of toilet paper and clog the toilets (the store has the worst plumbing I have ever seen, and the cheap-ass management would rather send me in with a plunger than call out a plumber and have the damn sewer pipes fixed properly).

[Rabrrrrrr]

29. Oh, shit, don't even get me started on the cart non-returning filth

Oh, fuck yeah. Don't EVEN get me started.

[philosophie_en_rose]

26. Applause!!!

I fucking can't stand it when people put others in jeopardy, just to be TWO FEET closer to the grocery store. THAT is why some Americans are so freaking unhealthy! Won't walk across a parking lot.

[bertha katzenengel]

27. "dipshit John Deere hat-wearing lickspittle"

:rofl: Don't hold back, Rabrrrrrrr.

[Rabrrrrrr]

28. heh heh - I love that insult "lickspittle"

It's so Mr. Burns. I love those old insult words.