Post something mean about Khashka

[khashka]

Progmom just reminded me of my foray into attention whoring, so it only seems fair to allow the other side equal time. Have at it.

Khash.

[tjwmason]

1. Khashka was beastly about progmom

and if he doesn't retract then I shall be forced to defend her honour.

[khashka]

4. Beastly? Beastly?

I was flirting with her, damnit!

Boy-fight tonight, eh, TJ? Winner takes all? Could be fun!

I'm meaner than you are, and when I get you pinned down you are going to one very sorry young man (In the nicest possible way, of course.)

Khash.

[tjwmason]

5. Unless you retract your nastiness about her

Then you're going to get your arse kicked.

You may be meaner - but in matters like this I really do fight dirty.

[khashka]

7. All the better

You can kick my arse any day, if you think you can manage it. And I've never believed in a fair fight.

But before one of us ends up curled up in a corner while the other licks his wounds, etc. I call on progmama to referee. If she says I was nasty to her I'll apologize, if not, well uppity boys eventually get their comeuppance, my sweet TJ....


Khash.

[tjwmason]

8. Fine by me.

If she does not feel slighted by being called mean then you're totally off the hook, if you apologise then you are too.

The winner-takes-all fight sounds like some fun too whatever. :evilgrin:

[tjwmason]

9. I take it all back now

He has been a true gentleman and apologised to progmom - so now he's right back being one of the most lovely men on the entire planet. :loveya: :loveya:

[khashka]

10. But the fight's still on right?

If I'm one of the most lovely men on the planet, you can hardly deny me the opportunity to wrestle you into submission and have my evil way with you....

Khash
(but you gotta wear the kilt)

[tjwmason]

12. But of course

Just don't be so sure that I'm going to lose - the thought of me having my wicked way with you is quite some incentive you realise?

[Left Is Write]

2. No.

[progmom]

3. HMMMMM....

He's too sweet. :shrug:

[BikeWriter]

6. I can't think of anything...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

11. There is NOTHING, and I repeat, NOTHING mean I could say

about you, my dear Khash...and have it be the truth...

I love you..for many and varied reasons...and you know them all....

:loveya:

[yvr girl]

13. I hear he smells

REALLY bad.

[khashka]

22. If that were true

how come cute girls ask to sniff me?

Khash.

[swimboy]

14. Really, how can I? The loveliest, most noble and righteous exchange

since the days of Arthur has just taken place among Khashka, tjwmason, and progmom. What a beautiful thing.

:cry: :grouphug:

[khashka]

16. Really? I thought it was enormously self indulgent

but I did so enjoy it :)

So DU is Camelot. Progmom is Guinevere. Which means me and TJ are Arthur and Lancelot.

But who gets to be Galahad (with the strength of ten because his heart is pure), I think the casting might be difficult.... (sundoggie maybe?)

I think xmas could be Morgan LaFey, the Bitch Goddess that Arthur is drawn to, a role she'd probably relish....

Any other suggestions? There's still a lot more casting to be done... Merlin, Sir Gawain....


Khash.

[swimboy]

19. Well, I've got your grail right here.

Yes, let's work on this.

Mordred is going to be a plum role.

[khashka]

21. 266 posts and

already working on getting threads locked. My kinda guy!

As for Mordred, you wanna try out?

Khash.

[swimboy]

24. !

I loved your reply!

Where do I audition?

[Crazy Guggenheim]

44. Can I play Merlin?

[Sugar Smack]

15. khashka's momma drinks tapwater!

:P :loveya:

[khashka]

17. She also wears army boots

and dresses my funny :)

Khash.

[Sugar Smack]

20. There's a momma!

Did I mention she raised a true beauty, in so many respects?

[In_The_Wind]

18. Khash is open

minded

[khashka]

23. Damn it you're supposed to be mean!

So far only TJ ,yivver, and SugarSmack have managed to fulfill the requirements!

You are all too sickeningly sweet for your own good!

Khash.

[tjwmason]

27. I was only responding to your [then] bad behaviour

and I've taken it all back.

The problem - oh sweetest most adorable man in all of Houston - is that for folk to be mean to or about you, you've got to be mean.

:loveya:

[khashka]

28. Ask around, kiddo

I've been mean to a lot of people around here...

Although I'm trying to be good. I don't think I've called another poster a "fucking asshole" in several weeks. Maybe even months.

Khash.

[tjwmason]

30. Oh - I've just remembered

You didn't reply to my birthday thread.

and you only ever reply to about half of my P.M.s.

So there - is that good enough for you?

[khashka]

32. Birthday thread?

I missed your birthday? Damn it! I never saw that thread! Happy Birthday!

As for the PMs.... I'm too busy basking in your wonderfulness to be able to answer.


Khash.

[tjwmason]

37. Not my real birthday

Nobody here knows that - and I'm not about to change that situation - I don't have birthdays, and haven't done so since my 19th. Today is the anniversary of me signing up to D.U.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3973084

I had to guilt-trip everybody else into replying to it as well - either that or they were all too riveted to the Test.

On edit - by pure co-incidence it's also The Blessed Virgin MAry's birthday, or at least the feast of her nativity.

[khashka]

39. You are so vain!

Most of us don't quit having birthdays until we're in our thirties! You didn't even make it into your twenties!

I knew all that self-deprecating crap was nonsense :)


Khash.

[tjwmason]

47. Have I ever denied it.

I am terrible vanity - in fact I think that my tombstone should have the whole vanitas vanitatem thing on it.

But that has nothing to do with self-deprecation.

[bertha katzenengel]

25. It is the driest, least tasty breakfast cereal on the market. Like eating

twigs.

Oh - you said Khashka, not Kashi.

Well, then, that's different.

Never mind.

[ScreamingMeemie]

29. Hey! I'll jump on the anti Kashi bandwagon. We bought some of the

snack crackers at Trader Joe's and they were drier than dirt. :hi:

[bertha katzenengel]

31. Actually, their cereal isn't that bad. You just have to prepare yourself:

1. for something far different than the usual commercial cereal.

2. by taking a handful of beano before eating. :blush:

:hi: Laura!

[Ladyhawk]

26. khashka has a hard-to-pronounce user name. :) n/t

[Crazy Guggenheim]

33. He was a THERAPIST!

:popcorn:

[redqueen]

34. THE RAPIST?!

:o

[Crazy Guggenheim]

35. That's how to remember the spelling. Hmmmm.

[xmas74]

36. Since we are twins

if I post something mean about you it would also apply to me.
So I cannot do it.

[Magrittes Pipe]

38. Sick fucker broke up my engagement!

:cry:

[khashka]

41. Only because you couldn't keep your hands off me

you pervert!

If I'd been her, I woulda dumped your cheating ass too!

Khash.

[AVulgarianHue]

40. Khashka had me on ignore..

I...just...know...it.
His first reply was when the ignore function was disabled.

However, Khash did go out of his way to be nice to my cat Jeoffrey.

:rofl:

[khashka]

42. I've never had anyone on ignore!

As for Jeoffrey I've kissed him in kindness, we've brisked about the life, we've spraggled on waggle together....

Khash.
(ya think anyone else gets the reference and realizes how clever we are?)

[enigmatic]

43. nope

you're a good egg; everybody knows that:)

[khashka]

45. So I'm totally failing at maintaining my bad reputation?

Damn! I'll have to try harder!
Khash.

[AVulgarianHue]

46. Eggy

[Heidi]

48. Nope, sorry. Can't do it.

Also, why does everyone get so upset about whoring of any kind? I loathe the negativity associated with the term. Sorry, I'm off-topic. Again.

:loveya: Khash.

[NMMNG]

49. khashka's nickname reminds me of a breakfast cereal

(The Kashi line)