Bush's plan for disaster relief.

[brack]

As copied from "whitehouse.org".

#1 Publicly restate the obvious.

#2 Get my ass and a phalanx of photogs within inches of the Louisiana Stenchzone so that I can survey the brutal damage and humanity up close – but not so close that my dress shoes get scuffed.

#3 Briefly struggle to empathize with the suffering of the victims, then give up, grit teeth, and find my special strong, silent "John Wayne" place. Hang loose there for a while.

#4 Sell out the Federal disaster response agencies and bean counters I had four years to streamline. And by streamline, I mean "Play Three Card Monte With Billions."

#5 Pray. Pray that folk will forget this teeny widdle environmental disaster toot sweet, and pray that we find more imaginary dinosaur bone sludge that we can whip into vroom juice.

[Jamastiene]

1. They forgot this one.

#6 Ignore the starving thousands long enough and they will die. Hence, no more problem. Just a nifty little clean up job (others will be shamed into doing the actual cleanup work, of course) and a photo op near a newly rebuilt building later down the road.

[brack]

2. With a huge...

"Mission Accomplished" banner on the side of the building.