WWN: "Bush's Shocking Secret Tattoo"

[emulatorloo]

From Weekly World News online

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BUSH'S SHOCKING SECRET TATTOO
'He got it in the pot-smoking '60s'

By CAL RANIER

PRESIDENT George Bush is hiding a shameful secret that he believes would have lost him the election if his family-values followers found out about it.

The Prez is hiding a tattoo on his upper right buttock that praises pot smoking, reveals a source who was pals with young George in the wild hippie days of the 1960s and early 1970s.

"It's a small tattoo of a marijuana leaf with the words, 'I love Mary Jane,' " reveals the source. 'Mary Jane' was a popular slang term for pot in the '60s."

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White House spokesman Scott McClellan bristled at questions about the tattoo at a daily news briefing, telling reporters that "what the President may or may not have done under the influence of alcohol in a sleazy tattoo parlor 33 years ago has no bearing on his ability to conduct himself as the leader of the free world today."

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Oh so much more at:

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61701

[zbdent]

1. Well, of course! We all know that "I didn't inhale"

was a non-issue . . .

[punpirate]

2. Another good argument for...

... the legalization of pot. If Bush had not become the rigid, straight-laced, puritanical, tyrannical moralist that he is today, we wouldn't be in the mess we're in....

[LisaL]

4. Did Bush become one? Or is he just playing one on TV?

[punpirate]

5. Doesn't matter...

... he wouldn't have won with a joint in his mouth. :)

[emulatorloo]

7. in the Karen Hughes production, "Regular Compassionate Coyboy Christian"

EOM

[baldguy]

3. Right next to the swastika

and the words "my grand-dad was Hitler's money man"

[indepat]

6. Was that a non-denial denial?

[RPM]

8. consider the source

though, i would love to believe this...

[terrya]

9. Yeah, but who would want to verify it?

Who would want to see....his...ass...


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[dr.strangelove]

10. I love the WWN

I bet he got it from Batboy.