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RedEarth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 06:43 PM
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Dinner talk gone wrong
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not-don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (With a hurtful look on her face)

HUSBAND: (makes loud groan)

WIFE: "Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to
do."

WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"

HUSBAND: "I guess so."

WIFE: "Would you let her use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left handed."

WIFE: ---silence-

HUSBAND" "S***."
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TheDebbieDee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-18-05 06:49 PM
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1. In the time it takes to roll out the sofa sleeper.....
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