I'm in a pickle

[MrScorpio]

The wife is going the find out that I ate the last cucumber.

I don't relish what she's going to say to me when she finds out.

She can be sweet and sour sometimes.

And her reactions can be quite jarring.

I've got a feeling that I'm going to end up in the briney deep.

[EstimatedProphet]

1. Oyoyoy-your post is a red herring

Spear us.

[bicentennial_baby]

2. I'm bringing pickles home from Paris, and mustard too!

I went on a spree at the Maille Boutique! w00t! I only eat their mustard at home, so I stocked up...mmmmmm, can't wait to crack those jars when I get home :D

[expatriot]

3. I thought this was gonna be a sex thread RE: the First Lady.

[MrScorpio]

4. You've got a dirty mind

I like a dirty mind

[expatriot]

6. MrScorpio! PLEASE! I'm MARRIED!

To a wonderful gal I might add.

[MrScorpio]

7. Then she's a lucky lady

When you untie her, right?

[expatriot]

9. If I have dreams of being seduced by Barry White tonight, so help me god..

It will be your fault.

[EstimatedProphet]

5. Is your sig "the Cat in the Tinfoil Hat"?

Just askin'

[expatriot]

8. Actually, they donned these tinfoil hats when they were convinced of

several anti-cat conspiracies that they blamed on chihuahuas. This was my sig pic immediately following the "new rules RE:signatures" but I took it off because even though it was a joke it may be interpreted as being the work of an "agitator." My cats still shake their heads at me and call me a sell-out.

[Tom Kitten]

10. my advice would be

Just dill with it. It'll help save your salinity!

[BikeWriter]

11. Very cuke! :-)

[ET Awful]

12. Well perhaps if you gave her one of these she'd forgive you