"I can drink rum all night & not get sick", said Becky right before she

[mopaul]

finish this story

[Crazy Guggenheim]

1. Passed out.

[mopaul]

3. wow, it's like you were there

but she did get her hand stuck up that elephant's ass and got drug a few blocks first.

[ohiosmith]

2. collapsed in a pool of her own urine and vomit.

[mopaul]

4. oh, you KNOW Becky huh?

we're married now

[ohiosmith]

5. So, how is the Beckster?

[Midlodemocrat]

6. passed out into the clam dip.

and then threw up.

[kmla]

7. ....vomited while singing her Sorority song.

It was a rendition of the song that not many of her sorority sisters had heard before.

[Spider Jerusalem]

8. turned green, put her hand over her mouth to hold back her rising gorge...

and turned her head to one side to let fly with a high-pressure jet of slightly used alcohol and half-digested chunks of her dinner, that splashed on the wall like a Jackson Pollock painting in brown, yellow and bile-green.

[mopaul]

11. yeah, that's becky

to this day over quiet campfires they recall in hushed, reverent tones the night of the horrible chain reaction puke fest that went around the room like some wet, putrid nightmare tsunami of disgust in the wake of becky's original fetid spewage.

[Sequoia]

9. popped open a can of Coca-Cola.

Not Pepsi.

[JohnnyBoots]

10. Set herself on fire, not realizing that 151 breath and smoking

don't mix.

[mopaul]

12. she ripped off her wig & screamed 'Becky's dead, & I am Raul Jimenez!

and the gaunt figure leaped out the window into the stygian night, never to be seen again around these parts.

[Spider Jerusalem]

13. That Raul's a card, ain't he?

Always up to these wacky antics...