Who wants rape? With binoculars?..(Chinese DVD)

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http://www.mediapill.com/blog/chinese_hollyoaks.html

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08/08/2005
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Chinese Hollyoaks

Anyone who has seen The Backstroke Of The West knows that when it comes to English, the Chinese couldn't subtitle their way OUT OF A FUCKING PAPER BAG.

I didn't know Hollyoaks was so popular in China, where apparently people love it more than their own spines - regular festivals and firework displays are held to celebrate when Chef Tony and that blonde girl got together in Italy, or the late night episodes when someone shows their bum and says "Bollocks!"

Imagine my surprise when I came across this bootleg Chinese DVD of Hollyoaks. Not only did the DVD sleeve feature a picture of a worried horse, but the subtitles were also a hilarious surprise - a direct English translation of the Chinese subtitles that were taken from the Chester to English translation of the original script. Understand? Good.