STILL casting the DU soap opera: Whooooo's the transvestite, schizophrenic

[Bossy Monkey]

kleptomaniac? Any volunteers?

[TrogL]

1. I can understudy schizophrenic

but I want the "mad hacker" part.

[JohnKleeb]

2. woohoo DU soap opera is back

jej!
:D
and not me for sure
*suggests sarcastically that UDL cast leftist rebel for kicks*
I want a job again on the soap opera. I hope I dont get what happened last time, that is that stupid virus affecting the computer,
Me? I need to be casted not choose my roles.

[Bossy Monkey]

9. I wrote an actual soap opera parody with a big part for a rebel teen

The group I wrote it for never used it. Their leader read it through and said, I swear to heaven: "What's my motivation?" We said, uh, to get laughs? PM me your email address if you'd like to see it (67K Word document.

[JohnKleeb]

10. heh interesting

Whats my role already? I need a role.

[slinkerwink]

I nominate myself as the nymphomaniac....

*whistles*

[Exultant Democracy]

33. *pulls out map, northampton is only an

hour and 20 minutes away...... no stop that*

[slinkerwink]

34. ha, you're really close by

:hi:

[Exultant Democracy]

35. yep, New Haven Ct

In fact I'm going to be even closer tomorrow. I have to wake up at six in the morning drive to my mom’s place, pick up my little brother and drive him up to Bradley to catch a flight (and Bradley must be about a half hour.) That is the reason I am in right now instead of out enjoying my Friday night.

[Khephra]

3. I don't fit into any of those

But I do have a brother that I didn't know about...

That I was best friends with...

And then we found out that we were brothers. He'd been adopted out of the family for...reasons that I won't go into here.

We were total opposites. So he'd sort of count as an "Evil Twin" and every soap has to have those.

[matcom]

4. do I have a role???

if so,,,,,,,,, WHAT???

[Bossy Monkey]

6. Serial flasher

If not you, who? If not now, when? etc etc

[matcom]

14. works for me!

can you cast NSMA as the "evil" prison guard after I am caught??????

:D

[Skittles]

5. THE CRAZY LADY WHO IS ALWAY THREATENING

PHYSICAL HARM: I NOMINATE NSMA !!! :7

[JohnKleeb]

7. No thats you

*runs out of fear* BTW I havent been casted yet.

[Skittles]

12. YOU ARE THE UNDER-AGED STUD

WHO MAKES ALL THE OLD GALS FEEL........FUNNY.

[JohnKleeb]

13. how so

Funny? what do you mean by funny. funny how. Oh thats right this isnt the Goodfellas audition :D I forgot. In a couple of years I will be of age lol.

[leftist_rebel1569]

22. THAT'S MY ROLE, DAMMIT....

:D

[JohnKleeb]

26. Then whats mine

[BlueJazz]

8. I'll be one of the Actors who forgets...

....his.....ah....well, you know...um......the..ah......damn..

[commander bunnypants]

11. I will be the Schizophrenic

I have lots of hand on experience.

Kill Chimpy, Kill Chimpy, Kill Chimpy, Oops sorry the voices took over for a second. I see butterflys

DDQM

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

15. i want to be on the soap opera!!

please? :)

[JohnKleeb]

16. me too

and can this time me and you have the dirty school talk not you and Derek. Please Maggie :D. :hi: its all good, I acted like I was sad during all that lol, I wasnt really but no one was playing that with me :(.

[leftist_rebel1569]

23. Me too!!!!

can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I? can I?

:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

17. Ooh ooh ooh! I want a part!

I can't be trans or schizo, but give me something, please!!

[SiobhanClancy]

18. I want to be...

the one who comes to town with a mysterious past...and who might be 1)royalty,2)a witch,3)a serial killer,4)an amnesiac...or all of the above. I'll live in an 1)old 2)dark 3)mysterious house where someone was 1)murdered,2)committed suicide or was just generally strange. I will form a relationship with 1)town doctor, 2)town lawyer/judge, 3)richest man in town. This sounds like a very original casting/plot idea to me:)

[Kamika]

19. Im the spoiled young crazy girl

But not sure what I should be in the soap opera though.

Any suggestion?

[Supply Side Jesus]

20. Can I be a mob Loan shark??

I can go around shaking everyone down with threats of broken knees caps or swim time with the fishes. PLZ!!

[JohnKleeb]

21. kick I have no role

[nomaco-10]

24. Can I be the voluptuous town slut that.......

lives in a slammin' pad with no visible means of support and who's soul purpose in the community is to break up seemingly happy couples? Oooh, ooh I want that role, please? Pick me, pick me!

[onebigbadwulf]

25. I want to be

the ultra-hot young genius who stumbles into town with Amnesia... tall, dark, and mysterious indeed... and why do I have this 10 million dollar DIAMOND NECLACE in my pocket?!

(bum bum bum!!)

[nomaco-10]

28. Well, just stumble your mysterious, hot ass over .....

to my slammin' pad and I'll relieve you of that diamond necklace, that should be good for about 10 episodes.

[Angelus]

27. I want the role of the dimwitted newbie!

[kyrasdad]

29. Oh oh oh oh oh

I wanna be the in the closet Police Commisioner having an affair with the husband accused of murdering the evil twin sister of his very beautiful but emotionally distant Media Mogul wife, that actually killed her, but got a case of truamatic amnesia and doesn't remember running her over 22 times with her Mercedes Benz SLC because her husband slipped her a roofie so he could get away to our little love nest log cabin in the mountains.

[nomaco-10]

30. BUWAHAHAHA

[Deja Q]

31. I am the stereotypic nutty gay neighbor...

:D

[Angelus]

32. or better yet...

I can be the illegitimate child of the woman who slept with her husband's brother's wife's sister-in-law's ex-husband? :D