Proverbs with NEW endings!

[jus_the_facts]

:D

A first grade teacher had twenty-five students in her class and she
presented each child the first half of a well known proverb and asked them
to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these
were actually done by first graders. The last one is classic!

1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running.

2. Strike while the........................................bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before.....................Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of .................. termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but ................. how?

6. Don't bite the hand that ...................... looks dirty.

7. No news is.................................................impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a ............................... Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new ............... math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ......................stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust ............................... me.

12. The pen is mightier than the .......................... pig.

13. An idle mind is...............................the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's ................. pollution.

15. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is ............................... not much.

17. Two's company, three's ........................ the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what .......... you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you but cry and ........you have to
blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as .................... Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not ........... spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed .................... get new batteries.

23. You get out of something only what you ....... see in the picture on the
box.

24. When the blind lead the blind ................. get out of the way.

And the WINNER!

25. Better late than....................................pregnant.

[Hugin]

1. Father knows................ What you did last night.

(and boy is he pissed)

[jus_the_facts]

4. LOL...good one.....

:hi:

[sleipnir]

2. Funny! I think I got this in a forward last month...

I always wondered how many unpublished comedy writers eventually move on to email forwards. I mean, what is the moment when they realize, "damn, I'll just email this to everyone instead of trying to publish."

But, thank you for sharing! A good laugh. I like the Never underestimate the power of termites.

[jus_the_facts]

3. You're welcome....this was from an email too...from DU'er RushIsRot....

....HAD to share as I was :rofl: :hi:

[Mutley]

5. These are my favorites:

6. Don't bite the hand that ...................... looks dirty.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll ......................stink in the morning.
13. An idle mind is...............................the best way to relax.
15. Happy the bride who.........................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is ............................... not much.
24. When the blind lead the blind ................. get out of the way.

and of course:
25. Better late than....................................pregnant.


How cute are those kids! :rofl: And quite funny, too.

[jus_the_facts]

6. I concur....I loved this email....

....too cute! :hi:

[jus_the_facts]

7. kick

:P