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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:17 AM
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Poll question: Men, what do you after your prostate check?
Edited on Thu Jul-28-05 11:18 AM by dhinojosa
It's that time again, time to pull down your britches, and bend over. I am going to put this glove on and go on in. What is the first thing you do immediately after finger poking is done by your doctor?

Sorry, polls are turned off at Level 3.

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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:21 AM
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1. or turn my head and cough eom
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:23 AM
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3. thats for ball checking, this is something else. nt
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:27 AM
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7. well, i know that . . . . .
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:22 AM
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2. Guys have it so easy compared to a woman's check-up!
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:25 AM
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4. Let's have a run down....
Well shit, your right we lose.

Men have:
The ball pulling and coughing
The butt spelunking


Women have:
Their breasts mashed between two cold plates
Thrown on stirrups and get a scraping


Am I misssing something else?
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:27 AM
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8. I've known women
to get the butt spelunking.

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mongo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 08:36 PM
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34. Men get that too.
And don't even get me started on catheters - I'll take the gay male nurse every time PLEASE.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:29 AM
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10. Spread your legs a little more, feel your belly, your breasts, some
even do some sort of anal check with their thumb. And that is all if everything comes out hunky-dory. If there is even the slightest problem, then you have more prodding and poking!
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Dora Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:47 PM
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20. "touching you now"
Just go ahead and do it already! Stop warning me each time you're going to touch me!

And that's with women doctors.
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MercutioATC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:22 PM
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19. Ball PULLING?
Methinks your doctor has a thing for you. I've never had pulling involved.
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Lars39 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:52 PM
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21. Yes, a complete checkup for women also involves "butt spelunking"
And if your doctor doesn't do one you need to ask for one.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:26 AM
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5. Hear, hear
"I'm going to jam a freezing cold piece of metal in your cooch, and then crank the thing open wide enough to drive a truck into."

Good times.

NOT.
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:30 AM
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12. And don't forget the bright light they use just to embarrass you
a little more.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:34 AM
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13. true
basically, you'd be hard pressed to make it much worse.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 01:15 PM
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25. 70s-era porn music, heavy on the wah-wah pedal?
That'd make it worse.
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 01:18 PM
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26. That might suffuse the proceedings
with a sense of irony.

Alanis. Alanis would make it far worse.
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 01:22 PM
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27. Pfft!
:spray: :rofl:
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:51 AM
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15. "Keep on truckin'"
hehehe, sorry, I had to. :)
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XemaSab Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:08 PM
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18. Refer to message 6 please
n/t
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LynneSin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:27 AM
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6. I hope all you men suffer
Paybacks for putting the duck-face thingie in the fridge before giving us a pap smear

:cry:
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:28 AM
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9. Smoke a cigarette.
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Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:30 AM
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11. Usually remove the rubber glove from the grip of my kung fu buttocks
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:50 AM
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14. "Ahem, you left something behind"
hehehe
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:52 AM
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16. Not a lot of votes......
Too much of a bad memory?
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ulysses Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 11:52 AM
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17. ask if he could actually feel anything using his damned thumb.
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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:58 PM
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22. Ask him about Alan Stanwyck's health
Edited on Thu Jul-28-05 12:59 PM by Strawman
Arnold Babar.

Ever serve time doc?
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usedtobesick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 01:03 PM
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23. see my therapist
Edited on Thu Jul-28-05 01:03 PM by usedtobesick
another love me and leave me story....

:spank:
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 01:06 PM
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24. go to lunch
:P
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 01:25 PM
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28. Ask him how the hell he did that with his hands on my shoulders.
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BiggJawn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 01:43 PM
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29. Remind her that she's got really small hands...
"You sure you got a good feel? Need more fingers up there?"
:evilgrin:
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ForrestGump Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 01:46 PM
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30. "Doctor, do you you ever watch gladiator movies?"
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Ksec Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 01:48 PM
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31. Smoke a cigarette
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Nye Bevan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 02:38 PM
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32. That's the worst part of a physical by far,,,

such a pain in the ass.
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wakeme2008 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 02:41 PM
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33. Check for where his hands are :)
Both better not be on my shoulders.
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lumberingbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 08:46 PM
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35. Last time I had it checked,
the doctor said "it is small". I said to him "Say it a little louder doc, so the entire office can hear! " :sarcasm: . I was afraid the other patients would think he was checking the other side of me.

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