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linazelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:02 AM
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South Park Passion of the Christ rerun
Hilarious. Especially this phone call asking for a refund after they saw the movie:

fan club rep: Mel Gibson's the Passion fan club.

Hi my friend and I just went to see The Passion.

fan club rep: Uh huh so you want to join the fan club now. Our first meeting's tomorrow at 5:30PM.

No no no no, we want our money back.

fan club rep: What?

We think the movie sucked and we want Mel Gibson to give us back our $18. Do you know how we can get in touch with him?

fan club rep: You thought it sucked. Sir, apparently you don't know what Mel Gibson was trying to do, he was trying to express, thru cinema, the horror and filthiness of the common Jew. It made people the world over open their eyes.

Look kid, we just thought it was a bad movie so tell us how to get in touch with Mel Gibson so we can get our money back.

fan club rep: If I knew where Mel Gibson was I would be down on the floor licking his balls at this very moment sir. All I know is he lives somewhere in Malibu. Now stop wasting me and Mel Gibson's time you little wussy prick.

Hey don't take that tone with me kid, I'll kick your ass.

fan club rep: Oh yeah, I'd like to see you try, asshole, I'm like six feet tall.

I don't care, you sound like a little bitch to me.

fan club rep: Bitch don't call me bitch, I'll pop your fucking head open.

Yeah you want to bring it you little pussy?

fan club rep: I already brought it bitch, I brought it, sat it down on the table and opened it up bitch.

Wait a minute...Cartman?
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:21 AM
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1. That episode was a hoot
Especially when Mel began flinging feces at everyone :rofl:
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Kurovski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:43 AM
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2. They really do think the world of Mel, don't they?
What a bully, traumatizing Kyle like that.
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