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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jul-27-05 11:57 PM
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Would Janeane Garofalo be too much for me to handle?
I always had a thing for her since about 10 years ago anyway. Way before I was as passionate about politics and before I knew she and I share basically the same views. I loved her since "The Truth About Cats And Dogs." I love short women, ones that are intelligent, passionate, have a wicked sense of humor like she does and love politics and so forth. On paper, she might be my perfect woman - her or bicentennial_baby but that is another subject for another time. :)

The thing is, she whips some serious ass. I heard her tear people up on the radio or just when she does her stand up. She'll eat a heckler for lunch. Plus, lets be honest. I'm a laid back, sort of guy, I'm funny and all, but I'm not a major strong personality like she is. I'm ten years younger than her, but she's a total ball of fire. \

Chances are, I may not be able to handle her, even if I were to win her over. She'd probably tie me in a knot. Granted, I would like it though......

:evilgrin:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:00 AM
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1. I always wanted her as well.....
You know, girls who wear glasses, there is something really sexy about smart women who wear glasses and say what's on their minds....

Damn, she is a very sexy woman....
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:09 AM
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9.  a strong, intelligent woman who speaks her mind.....
wow....

Something about 'em is right....

And the glasses thing is a turn on alright.

:wow:
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:01 AM
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2. only you really know the answer
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:07 AM
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8. which is I could maybe stick with her for
about an afternoon. Give or take an hour or so. :)
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:14 AM
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14. um hm
sweet dreams






g'night
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:01 AM
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3. you're pretty much a wuss, Wetz
I vote yes. :D
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:06 AM
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5. let's not go that far
I am a chicken, not a wuss. :)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 01:16 AM
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24. LOL
:hi:
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Must_B_Free Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:02 AM
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4. you're way over your head
she's chew you up and spit you out,
then she'd flush you like a piece of shit.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:06 AM
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7. hahahaha
WTF am I laughing at?
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Floogeldy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:06 AM
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6. You can't handle it.
Don't even THINK about it.

;)
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:11 AM
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10. you may be right
But I can't help but think about it. :evilgrin:
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:11 AM
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11. I know you're not going to believe this
But my wife looks alot like her, at least when she was a brunette. Glasses, too. Yowza.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 01:33 AM
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27. your wife looks like her
Maybe I will let her divorce you in that case. :)

Honestly, the way you talk about your wife makes me want to get married. You make it sound great. :)

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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 01:54 AM
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28. She is
I was a confirmed Loner when we met, and she changed my life for the better. She really is my soulmate; my other half.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 02:14 AM
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29. see like that
That's cool. I'm happy for you, man. You're a good guy and all, sure you're kind of a jerk, but not too bad. I can tolerate you. :)
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 02:15 AM
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30. Ha!
You're the little brother I never had, and if you were here I'd show you by giving you a noogie!
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 02:23 AM
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31. aww come on enigmatic leave me alone
Mooooooooooom!
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:12 AM
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12. I had a major problem with The Truth About Cats and Dogs.
How the hell was Janeane Garofalo supposed to be unattractive? That movie would have worked better if she'd switched roles with Uma.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:18 AM
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17. I like how in movies they always have the "ugly" girl
who isn't ugly, then she changes clothes and fixes her hair and all of a sudden she's hot. Damn, she was hot before, WTF were the producers trying to pull?

It never makes sense.
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hickman1937 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 01:01 AM
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23. Then they wonder why these "comedies" fail,
and use them for an excuse to make yet another tits with action/drama movie.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 09:46 AM
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38. which doesn't even have a plot or a script
:)
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progmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:13 AM
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13. honestly?
i think so. yes.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:16 AM
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16. thanks for the vote of confidence
:)
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khashka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:14 AM
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15. She's too much for you to handle
or at least too much for me to handle.

I've had a major crush on that girl since forever.


Khash.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:19 AM
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18. Pretty sure she's too much for me
But, I would die trying. :)

Wait, you go that way too? Best of both worlds. :)
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miss_kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:22 AM
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19. If you have to ask...
:evilgrin:
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:24 AM
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20. you got right to the point
without even saying it. That takes skill. :)
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:28 AM
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21. "I love short women." Wetzelbill, I think I love you.
And I love Ms. Garafolo.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 12:30 AM
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22. I am pretty lovable in all honesty
:)
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enigmatic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 01:18 AM
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25. My wife wants to divorce me and marry you
Damn you Wetzell, damn you!
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 01:30 AM
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26. geez well that's a first....
well, a second I guess if you count that one time....

But she wasn't really married. Common Law.... nevermind, my whoring days stories are better left unsaid. :)

Oh, I'm sure your wife is a very beautiful woman who is very happy with you. I don't have the whisky Nick Nolte voice going on, either.

:)
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 07:01 AM
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32. I can't believe I never noticed you have an RFK avatar.
But now that I have--that seals it; we are madly in love. As much as a dead-inside, soulless wanderer like me can be madly in love with anything.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 07:19 AM
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34. my Uncle was a senate page and used to carry RFK's
briefcase for him every morning. He was actually Mike Mansfield's page but Mansfield loaned him out to RFK every morning.

I always do that hand thing he's doing over his face. All the time too.

You may have to fight Bicentennial_Baby for me. I say you can share though. :)
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 07:08 AM
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33. You....
:blush:

:loveya:

:hi: (that's a bye, not hi :P)
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 07:22 AM
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35. uh oh
I wasn't going to cheat. Honest. :)

But I see you noticed I mentioned you. I'm always good for a few brownie points here and there. :)

Have fun in Paris, btw. Actually, you'll probably only get this when you're over there. Bon jour! (that's all I know)
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 07:23 AM
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36. i'm almost gone...
38 minutes till i drive away for jfk...see you soon! :bounce:
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jul-28-05 07:24 AM
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37. Bye!
:hi: :loveya:
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