John Robert's Legal Invoice Bush -v- Gore released

[RobertSeattle]

Statement
To: Bush/Cheney Recount Campaign
From: Account Receivable, Office of Attorney John Roberts

Re: Bush –v- Gore

For Professional Services Rendered Though December 2000

Dates: Nov/Dec 2000 (Various)

Hours Description

22 Hours. Research legality of only counting the votes of African Americans of slave ancestry for only 3/5 of normal votes since at time of Constitution’s inception Slaves were only considered 3/5 human.

18 Hours. Research legality of voiding all Female votes since at time of Constitution’s inception and Florida’s inclusion in the United Sates females could not vote

12 Hours. Research legality of voiding all votes of those whose ancestry cannot be linked back to the original Colonies in 1789.

16 Hours. Research legality of voiding all non Christian votes.

11 Hours. Research legality of voiding all Jewish votes

Total: 79

Payment: No payment necessary. I’d be Supremely happy to help you in the future.

John Roberts

[fob]

1. You lopped of the postscript!

P.S. See you on the Court!

[RobertSeattle]

2. Good idea - Will revise

I was also was trying to work in something like

Payment: Stop - Abort I only want payment in kind later

[fob]

3. How about;

I would also like your opinion regarding my upcoming camping trip. We have been having quite the discussion of Roe versus Wade and where I have written before in support of Roe, I think we both know I really prefer to Wade.