Bedroom Secret Revealed: DONALD RUMSFELD SLEEPS WITH GI JOE DOLL

[banana republican]

Secretary of Defense Donald Rumsfeld can't fall asleep unless he's clutching his G.I. Joe doll, reveals a White House insider.

"Mr. Rumsfeld has to have 'Pvt. Joey' snuggled safe in his arms at bedtime or he's up all night going crazy looking for him," says the source.

"The action figure is more than 40 years old. It'sraggedy and missing a leg. Mr. Rumsfeld accidentally ripped it off when he was playing 'Watch Out For Landmines' during a Senate hearing. But it's his most beloved possession."
The insider, an ex-intern who worked with the defense secretary and often visited his home, was tying up a project late one night when he overheard a vicious argument between his boss and wife Joyce Rumsfeld.

"Mr. Rumsfeld yelled: 'I told you to hide Pvt. Joey from those rugrats! Now he's gone. Oh my God. Oh my God!'" says the source.

http://www.weeklyworldnews.com/features/politics/61660

[GiovanniC]

1. Please Tell Me... Is The White House Insider Batboy?

Or perhaps one of the many space aliens that have infiltrated our highest government offices?

[unrepuke]

2. I believe it.

:applause:


Fails to mention the "source" --- would his initials be Jeff Gannon?

[Bucky]

4. No, Jeff Gannon was the "GI Joe doll" that Rove slept with at night.

And he wasn't no six inches tall.

[Fiendish Thingy]

3. When the Weekly World News turns on you, your days are numbered...n/t

[queeg]

5. wow, that means its one of them with the real hair---

Simulated scar, and genuine Kung-Fu grip