bush caught on camera porking Siamese cat: Siamese Cat sales up 100%

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

Okay, I wrote the headline, you write the story!

Go! You evil Dems, GO!

[sam sarrha]

1. i cant believe you dissed a cat and didnt get lynched.. i make a tame

coment on a breast in the GodFather and got called a Sexist Fasscist.

I thought there'd be 300 or 400 hate filled cat lover replies.

but i have to take this opportunity to comment this was a stupid post. I just came here to check out the hate mail..

AND THERE WASNT ANY !!!

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

2. It's because my name is Tom...

As in cat....

There's no logic to it.

[dhinojosa]

3. TULSA, Oklahoma -

President George W. Bush today shocked the world again by fucking a siamese cat. Translated from Thai, The 2 year old siamese cat goes by the name, "War Veterans". "War Veterans was just licking his paws and cleaning himself when this man grabbed my cat and started fucking the shit out of him", said Piyawat Jakrit, an immigrant from Thailand and owner of the siamese cat. When asked if he knew that the man raping his cat was the President of the United States, he said "Wow, that figures, he was merciless to War Veterans, he just fucking War Veterans over and over". We asked Piyawat, if he asked Bush to stop and he said yes but "He kept fucking War Veterans and then left War Veterans there begging for help". No charges will be filed against George W. Bush because of legal immunity. The community of Tulsa was appalled by such actions and demanded that something be done to compensate for the pain and suffering done to War Veterans, but the they have not received any response from the White House. MoveOn.org has been sponsoring a siamese cat drive due to the latest episode, and sales of siamese cats have gone up 100%.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

4. LOL!!!! Well done!

Better than I could have.

[dhinojosa]

5. Hahaha. I was in the Zone....plus I am reading the '1/2 blood prince'

so it has given me some creativity juice. :)