What freepers and Repubs sound like to me

[Paragon]

YAY! Jessica Lynch is a hero! Have you forgotten? Weapons of mass destruction! Love it or leave it! Axis of evil! Terror! Fear! But go about your lives! Evildoers! Bring 'em on! Shock and awe! Playing cards! Iraq, I rock, and I roll! Foot in your ass courtesy of the red, white, and blue! YAY!

I got duck tape, YAY! Now you go, lady! I got garbage bags, I got garbage bags, I got garbage bags! Faulty intelligence! Revisionist history! Technically correct! YAAAAAY!


(I originally posted this on Fark.com.)

[ArkDem]

1. What is duck tape?

.

[Paragon]

2. You're correcting Special Ed on his spelling?!?

That's cruel.

[avtho]

3. there is actually a brand

Of duct tape that is called "Duck Tape"

[dawg]

5. Yeah, that's right.

Even got a duck on the label.

[Loonman]

4. Those idiot Bush-bots still on FARK?

GEAH, Kinghorse and the rest?

[AmandaRuth]

6. you got it exactly right

now here is some more, and yes this is exactly what they sound like

Support the Troops! What are ya, a communist! God and Country! Kill the Muslims! Save the unborn! Kill the welfare Mammas! Love my Momma! Whos your Daddy! I'll have a pack of Camels! Give me a Coors! Get a Job! Down with Unions! GO USA! Crazy Environmentalists! Cut it Down! Shoot it! Pave it!

[Loonman]

7. I know it's cliche' and hyperbolic

But since freeps and Bush-bots refer to liberals as traitorous communists, I refer to them casually (and uncasually) as neo-fascist, or Nazis.

Really gets a rise out of them in public.


If they can spit out "liberal" like it's poison, surely I can call the miserable bastards Mein-Kampf-reading, goose-stepping, Nazis.

[KG]

8. this is what freeper speak sounds like to me -

blahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblahblah

[AmandaRuth]

9. oh my gosh we forgot one...

It's Clintons fault.

[Lady President]

10. No mention of Jesus?

No true Freeper could talk that long without mentioning "God's will" or Jesus.