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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 02:52 PM
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REVELATION! Jesus Christ was a wizard like Harry Potter!
Of course, how could I be so dumb!?!?

All those spells Jesus had! Lifting the dead, turning water into wine, healing the sick, making bread and fish from empty baskets, are all wizarding spells to straigten out the early Muggles from inbreeding and doing other ghastly things. Plus Jesus didn't die on the cross, he used some sort of magic to make it look like his body was on there!

Before you get all offended, open your mind, it all makes sense!

P.S. I don't think anyone can blame me for not thinking outside the box anymore.

:hi:
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 02:53 PM
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1. Plus, he was a whiz at Quidditch! n/t
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 02:54 PM
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4. What position did he play? I'm guessing seeker, but he would've made a
great beater considering his performance with the moneychangers at the temple :)
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 09:24 PM
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6. Do you suppose he rode a Nimbus 0?
hehe
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 02:53 PM
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2. And they both like red heads!
Ginny and Mary...interesting!
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dhinojosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 02:54 PM
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3. Yikes, you are right! nt
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 03:01 PM
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5. AND, dad was a wizard and mom was a muggle and both sort of
disappeared as a kid.
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realms Donating Member (85 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 09:49 PM
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7. Oh hell
Its hard to become a messenger but what do we know of him who wore a coat of many colors. Maybe he had clothes from second hand stores? If you claim him as your own, and give your life to him, give all you own away. I hate these pretenders. Many may come but few will enter.
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