Classes for Women: ONLY FAIR!

[Lady Freedom]

CLASSES FOR Women AT OUR LOCAL LEARNING CENTER
FOR ADULTS NEW CLASSES STARTING MONTHLY DUE TO HIGH LOCAL AREA NEED

NOTE: Due to the complexity & difficulty level of these courses, a maximum of 8 participants will be accepted for each!

TOPIC 1 - HOW TO cheek the oil in a car. Step by step, with slide
presentation.

TOPIC 2 - Tire presure: As long as there is air in them their OK, right? Round table discussion.

TOPIC 3 - IS IT POSSIBLE TO NOT HANG PANTYHOSE ON THE SHOWER ROD? Group Practice.

TOPIC 4 - FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCES BETWEEN A HAMMER AND A SCREW DRIVER. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

TOPIC 5 - THE AFTER-DINNER BURP: WHY IT IS GOOD FOR YOU! Examples on video.

TOPIC 6 - LOSS OF IDENTITY: HOW TO COPE WITHOUT MATCHING SHOES AND BAG! Helpline support and support groups.

TOPIC 7 - LEARNING HOW TO ACT AT FOOTBALL GAMES. Open forum.

TOPIC 8 - HEALTH WATCH:YOU CAN EAT A HAMBURGER! Graphics & audio tape.

TOPIC 9 - REAL WOMEN CAN LET THE MAN BE RIGHT. Real life testimonials.

TOPIC 10 - IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY(!) WHILE WATCHING JUDGE JUDY! TV watching simulation

TOPIC 11 - LEARNING TO LIVE: BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN HUSBAND AND A NON-STOP HONEY-DO ROBOT. Online class and role playing.

TOPIC 12 - HOW TO BE THE IDEAL BASEBALL FAN. yelling exercises, and "Take me out to the ballgame" singing techniques.



**UPON COMPLETION OF THE COURSE DIPLOMAS WILL BE ISSUED TO THE SURVIVORS.

[Maple]

1. I realize this is in answer to

'classes for men'....but are either men or women this dozey anymore?

[supernova]

2. Unfortunately, yes

some are.

You won't believe how many so called "independent" women get absolutely stupid around the male folks. :eyes:

Some of this is OK, guys need to be needed. But to never lift a finger to figurer out how to change a tire or check the oil is dumb.