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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 07:54 PM
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Damn, I'm horny
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 07:58 PM
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1. That's all well and good, but do you have a nice package?
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:01 PM
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2. And how's your "rack"?
Edited on Fri Jul-15-05 08:02 PM by Seabiscuit
(anyone have a picture of the "rack" onced used to torture prisoners?)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:05 PM
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6. My rack is the stuff of legends
Edited on Fri Jul-15-05 08:06 PM by JimmyJazz



But my ass is legendary at DU:


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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:10 PM
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8. my rack
Edited on Fri Jul-15-05 08:11 PM by no name no slogan
...is just over my left shoulder in this pic.

(actually, that's only about half of it. The rest of it is still in my old home studio, in my old house, which is presently occupied by the succubus I was married to for nine years :evilgrin: ).
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:13 PM
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10. LOL!!! Now *that's* my kind of rack!!! Can I turn it on?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:02 PM
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3. Indeed I do


Even tied the bow myself :P
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Democracy White Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:03 PM
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4. I was gonna say 'no sex threads'
but seeing that there is nothing here, BTW nice horn.

Dee
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:05 PM
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5. Thanks!
I bet you say that to all the guys who post pictures of horns :D

Oh well, at least I'm not Randy
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sleipnir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:06 PM
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7. Are you this horny?
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:12 PM
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9. I'm actually this horny
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:15 PM
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11. Now that's downright ob-scene! (Nice scenery)
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:19 PM
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12. You think that's bad?


:P:
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Seabiscuit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:23 PM
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13. LOL!!! But... but... that's only half a circle jerk
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katinmn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:41 PM
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16. LOL
:) You made your point!
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:43 PM
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17. Yeah, I really gotta get out more
:hi: kat!
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katinmn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:49 PM
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18. Hey, no name. :-)
:hi:
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:37 PM
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14. I'm even hornier
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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:56 PM
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19. Got you beat!
(My role-playing character...) :D

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Strawman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 08:38 PM
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15. that really blows
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FuzzySlippers Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 09:14 PM
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20. I have nice boobies.
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SarahB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 09:19 PM
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21. Some people obviously have a hard time getting...
laid leid.



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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jul-15-05 09:38 PM
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22. Shofar, so good
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