I'm a troll. Ask me anything.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

[XNASA]

1. How much is the toll?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

5. more than you jobless libruls posting from mommy's basement can afford

[XNASA]

18. But....

I work for the aerospace industry and drive an Acura.

I'm pretty sure, I can afford it.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

25. See..I knew it...living on the federal dole

[Moochy]

2. Regeneration?

do you regenerate hit points?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

7. communist

[4_Legs_Good]

23. Followup - If you get cut in half, do both sides regrow a new troll

or only "the master" side?

david

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

26. you've been smoking that wacky shit again

[Moochy]

31. Explain your obsession with...

Clenis.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

34. Klintoon got us bombed when he fired everyone in the military

[Misunderestimator]

3. Why aren't you in GD?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. Because I am upping my post count here

then I will go to GD with 60,000 posts and everyone will give me the benefit of the doubt. :D

[Misunderestimator]

12. A suggestion...

you can chalk up a few posts in the feminist group too... ;)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

17. does it smell like hairy armpits in there?

[Misunderestimator]

21. Yes, that and granola.

[Shoeempress]

4. You can't be a troll, nothing is misspelled.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

11. I'm under deep cover

[Shoeempress]

19. And that cover would be pretending to be smart. That sounds too

difficult.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

28. It's hard work, I tell ya

[progmom]

6. Can you please tell us how much you love Hillary?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

13. I'd do Hitlery...I..I..I..mean Hillary

[Liberalynn]

8. What Bridge

do you live under?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

16. An undisclosed location

[Wapsie B]

9. Why is George W. Bush

the greatest leader in the history of the free world?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

20. Because he is bombing them there so we don't have to bomb them here

[Kraklen]

14. Why aren't you wearing any pants?

And what's the deal with the hair?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

22. I'm wearing what you pinko libruls wear

[trumad]

27. So if you're a troll you've stopped liking girls?

Does that mean K. is now available? ;-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

29. I like girls

as long as they know their place

[LynneSin]

15. Are you a Lesbian?

:evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

24. Is that near EYERAQ?

[hfojvt]

30. If I wanna get to heaven, how can I? n/t

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

33. This way

1: Start out going NORTH toward US-56 / E MAIN ST. <0.1 miles Map

2: Turn RIGHT onto US-56 / E MAIN ST. Continue to follow US-56 E. 32.1 miles Map

3: Merge onto I-135 S (Portions toll). 60.5 miles Map

4: Merge onto I-35 S toward WELLINGTON / OKLAHOMA CITY (Portions toll). 315.4 miles Map

5: Merge onto I-35W S via EXIT 467 toward FT WORTH. 27.8 miles Map

6: Merge onto I-820 W via EXIT 57B. 13.3 miles Map

7: Merge onto I-30 W via EXIT 3A toward WEATHERFORD. 6.3 miles Map

8: I-30 W becomes I-20 W. 112.8 miles Map

9: Take EXIT 307 toward US-283 / ALBANY / COLEMAN. 0.1 miles Map

10: Stay STRAIGHT to go onto I-20 W. 0.2 miles Map

11: Turn LEFT onto US-283 / CHERRY ST. Continue to follow US-283. 39.1 miles Map

12: Keep LEFT at the fork to go on US-283 S / TX-206 E. 0.7 miles Map

13: Turn LEFT onto US-84 / US-283. 9.4 miles Map

14: Turn RIGHT onto US-283 / 8TH ST. Continue to follow US-283. 37.6 miles Map

15: Turn LEFT onto FM 1121. 2.0 miles Map

16: Turn RIGHT onto SANTA ANNA RD / FM 2996. 1.0 miles Map

17: Turn RIGHT onto CR-418 (Portions unpaved). 0.2 miles Map

18: End at Texas US

[hfojvt]

35. that's odd. I heard it in the alley on the weird radio

that if I wanna get to heaven, I gotta raise a little hell.

I am afraid you are outed as a faux-troll if you conflate heaven and takes-us. I await your confutation.

Plus I have no idea how to go north to 56, so I am already lost.

[Deep13]

32. Can I stick a pencil up your ass and spin you so your hair sticks out?

:popcorn: