After an agonizing struggle, Cthulhu has finally chosen his candidate!

[Khephra]

My roomate isn't running this year. He feels that Bush is out-eviling him in the evil department, and it's got poor old Cthulhu quite upset. So he's backing a Democrat this year so he can get back to being at the top of the Evil ranks.

Cthulhu is backing in 2004...

Will Pitt!



(Rare picture of Will thinking about a story)

[nadinbrzezinski]

1. So this year

we will not see the ever so famour Chtullu for President?

Darn and I was thinking of a write in,

<just kidding >

[Wonk]

2. Will thinks about what he writes?

[WilliamPitt]

3. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWAAAHH HAH HAH HAH HAH

It's all falling into place.

:evilgrin:

[Khephra]

6. Hey, you've got Cthulhu's backing!

With that you've got the Deep Ones' vote sealed up. Now you just have to get the Mi-Gos to back you and then you've won Iowa!

:evilgrin:

[WilliamPitt]

7. That and some corn should seal the deal

:)

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. It's Dean vs. Kerry in the Truthout offices!

But you control the money, right Kheph? I think you might be able to ...persuade... Mr. Pitt. Isn't that how politics works? :evilgrin:

[WilliamPitt]

5. SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

No big ideas, please.

[Khephra]

8. In my best Senator Byrd voice

"I have the power of the purse!"

:evilgrin:

No big ideas here. Promise!

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

9. Trading one...

Eldritch Horror for another? No thanks!

:D

[Poll_Blind]

10. I thought Cthulhu already endorsed...

...Lieberman! I'm not suprised he switched endorsements, even he knows Lieberman's headed for the deep.

PB

[Khephra]

11. Cthulhu thought that Lieberman was a Deep One

So he was backing him out of loyalty to his squid people. But he found out that Joe just looks like a Deep One, and isn't one of them, so he's backing Sat...errrr...Will instead.

:evilgrin:

[DrGonzoLives]

12. Oh, please - Will is nothing but Outer One-lite

I suppose he will grant those damn Outer Ones MORE mining rights instead of making sure Cthulhu devours us all in an efficient manner. Now I don't know if I can support this ticket.

[Zero Gravitas]

13. Sad

It is a sad for America when Cthulhu is the lesser evil...

I would have thought that he would have endorsed Lieberman though ;)

[AlienGirl]

14. Aw, he isn't running?

Must I settle for a lesser evil?

Your roommate is probably more evil than mine. My Republican roommates still back Bush, and the Libertarian is undecided. I think I'm going to find something for them to be doing on election day...

Tucker