There either is or isn't a God

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

That's the problem with you humans. This insatiable desire to answer everything and wonder about nothing! :shrug:

[Sal316]

1. Hey! I resemble that remark!

You know us Scorpios... always looking for the answers to life and getting oh so close....

:hi: T!

[ulysses]

2. au contraire, mon alien

The urge to wonder is alive and well among our kind! :)

[GAspnes]

3. bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt!

E-prime penalty. Fifteen yards.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

8. LOL! I gotta get better

*moves back to the 35 yard line*

[GAspnes]

12. *punt*

[Az]

4. We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!

"We demand solid facts!"
"No, that's precisely what we don't demand.
We don't demand solid facts. We demand the total
absence of solid facts! I demand that I may or
may not be Vroomfondel!" - Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

9. That was a great book.

I think I shall pull it out and read it again. It's been years.

[OneBlueSky]

13. remember the Infocom text adventure games? . . .

well, if you're a HHG fan, you might want to check this out:

http://www.douglasadams.com/creations/infocomjava.html

enjoy . . . :)

[Az]

16. Hello Sailor!

Turn off the lights.
You turn off the lights and suddenly find yourself in the dark. A grue eats you alive.

[SOteric]

5. We are not

worthy, Oh Demi-Goddess of the Hood Ornamentation.

[GAspnes]

7. is grafitti

a 'hood ornament?

[SOteric]

14. *Groooooaaaaaan*

Oh, that's a good one. ;-)

[The Lone Liberal]

6. My wonder in an all powerful God

is, let's say at Candlestick could he hit a ball straight away 480 yards? And, would he never be suckered with a slider. Now that is all-powerful. Oh yeah, those star things are also pretty cool.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

10. and a few herbal wonders aren't too bad either, and how the hell

did she make Tabasco...how many years does it really take?

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. The real question is....

...if God played baseball at Wrigley Field, would he help the Cubs win the World Series?

[Cheswick2.0]

15. I think there is

I wonder if there isn't. I am not interested in arguing about it. I accept everyone's right to think what they think. I don't like people who are rude on the subject, either the believers or non believers.

But the sunrise is glorious and the birds are chirping at the feeder. I need to go thank God for the beauty of the morning......

[ScreamingMeemie]

17. In the meantime, I'll just *try* to get along with people...

to the best of my abilities. ;)

[TXlib]

18. If God is everywhere...

is He in the toilet?

:evilgrin:

[sam sarrha]

19. DAMN!!!!!!!! i flushed him this morning.!!

does that mean im going to hell?