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maxsolomon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 01:12 PM
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Guns + Pitbulls + Morbid Obesity =
FLAME WAR TO END ALL FLAME WARS!

I'll start: i say we BAN all morbidly obese pitbulls from posessing handguns.
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 01:14 PM
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1. You left out scientologists :)
so morbidly obese scientologist pitbulls with handguns :)
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mark11727 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 01:43 PM
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7. How'ja like to market to THAT demographic...?
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Debbi801 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 01:16 PM
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2. I agree completely...
They should only be able to possess Uzis. And that is only allowed if they have the flag hanging at their primary residence. :-)
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ismnotwasm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 01:21 PM
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3. How dare you
My pitbull, who it NOT in need of more walks so stop saying that can play with his 38 anytime he wants. Its a constitutional right!
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 01:34 PM
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4. bah! what a blown opportunity
You should've gone with

Overweight tazer-equipped cops buying one seat for them and the other for their pitbull.
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Blue Belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 01:36 PM
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5. = Walmart Shoppers!
:)
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distantearlywarning Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 01:41 PM
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6. Morbidly obese pitbulls who carry guns
to their gifted classes (those elitists)!
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mark414 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 01:44 PM
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8. especially ones whose offspring don't know how to behave in restaurants
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-28-05 02:01 PM
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9. Good album title
Now watch it get stolen by Fuck You Yankee Blue Jeans or something.
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