How stupid are you?

[NaMeaHou]

I'm pretty damn dumb.

?

[4323Lopez]

1. hehe

whatever...

[ForrestGump]

2. Stupid is as stupid does

That means that the Bush maladaministration is pretty stupid. But we already knew that.

[specimenfred1984]

3. I'm so brainwashed my ears leak!

It's a constant struggle to fight the propaganda that's been so refined over the last 100 years.

Sometimes I feel like I've dumbed-down and can't get up!

[NightTrain]

4. It takes me an hour-and-a-half to watch "60 Minutes"

:P

[Bucky]

5. So dang stupid

I can hardly even read your post. My computer screen is covered with white-out from when I was using Word yesterday.

[Swede]

6. I was dropping off a movie the other night,

This drunk college kid starting yelling "You fat fag" at me. I blew a gasket, got in his face,his buddy was gripping a beer bottle going "I dare you, I dare you". My hands were getting sore from clenching my fists,my knuckles were white I wanted to smash this guy!
It was clobberin' time. But shit his buddy was winding up as soon as turned my back. I said "FUCK off" me and you can dance after i shove shitheads head through the grill. His buddies were rolling out of the bar,I was fucked! All I was doing was returning a late movie and now I'm gonna get boot fucked. I said "You fuckers stay hear,I'm coming back with some friends to even this out". I got around the corner of the strip mall and ran like hell. The end.

[corarose]

7. I won a gift certificate to Lovers Lane & I am pretty damn dumb

I weighed 270 at the time and I didn't want to go into the store an buy sexy underclothes so I called the store and I asked them what else that had for sale.

I was thinking maybe they sold perfume and I could use the gift certificate for that. The girl rattled of a bunch of shit and then she said that they sold games and toys. I asked her if they were board games and computer games and I was thinking like Scrabble or the Simms or something on that end.

I told my Sister that I wanted to run over to the store and pick up a game with my Gift Certificate that I had won off of the radio and she said Lovers Lane didn't sell games and I said yes they do.

She said you dumb ass they sell sexual toys not toys like from Toys R Us.

[kodi]

8. i prefer to call it "controlled ignorance" out of control

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[Stone Cold]

9. I thought a quarterback was some kind of refund...

[Wonk]

10. kick

:evilgrin:

[Feanorcurufinwe]

11. I don't understand the question.

[lynndew2]

12. I was excited when on one block

I saw signs saying Slow Children
The next said Slow Men working

I thought it was great they got jobs!!!

[Fuzz]

13. Um, Fourteen?

No, no, my answer is the Magna Carta.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

14. I'm so dumb she has her own zip code

[Don_G]

15. As Compared To A "Howlie" Salad

Running a multi-trillion dollar economy into the ground 200K at a time claiming "Clinton's Whang drove us to it?"

The more I hear from Dimbo, the better Australia looks....