You are getting sleepy. Very sleepy. You can't keep your eyes open....

[JimmyJazz]

You will fall asleep and, when I snap my fingers, you will awaken. When you do so, you will be madly in love with JimmyJazz and bring her cookies :D





































Hey - it's worth a shot, here :P

[enigami]

1. chocolate chip or peanut butter?

[JimmyJazz]

4. Both, of course.

And you can throw in some oatmeal raisin if you really want to get on my good side. ;)

[enigami]

7. I am out of raisins.......but I can improvise. n/t

[JimmyJazz]

10. You are scaring me.

:o

[enigami]

13. why ? are you scared of Dates

[JimmyJazz]

15. Dates? Okay - I thought maybe you and this guy got together:

[baldguy]

2. gfjcnn zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[JimmyJazz]

6. *snap*

Can I have a cookie? :D

[baldguy]

22. huh?

What happened?

Oh yeah, I needed to give you something.

[merh]

3. I had you a cookie, but I was so drowsey, I dropped it!

:-(

[JimmyJazz]

14. It's still under the 5 second rule -

so, hand it over :D

[merh]

26. It broke!

But I blew off the dust & dirt, so it's cool! ;-)

[JimmyJazz]

30. Oh my! Is it getting warmer in here?

Or is it just that cookie? :o

[merh]

34. I'm in South Mississippi

It's very hot and very humid! x(

Sorry the cookie is melting :-(

[WhollyHeretic]

5. I hope some Chocolate Chirpie Chip Cookies are ok

http://www.liverpoolmuseums.org.uk/wml/naturalworld/bughouse/chirpiecookies.asp

[JimmyJazz]

11. ew. ew. ew.

ew.










































ew.

[WhollyHeretic]

20. Hey, you're the one who put me to sleep

I have very strange dreams. :evilgrin:

[JimmyJazz]

25. LOL!

:hi: good one.

[In_The_Wind]

8. I have these and I'll share with you

>

[JimmyJazz]

12. Are those "special" cookies?

:D

[In_The_Wind]

17. well ... they are special to me

Brussels cookies ... yummy

[JimmyJazz]

19. What's a brussel cookie?

:shrug:

[In_The_Wind]

23. oops ... a thin crisp cookie with a chocolate filling

made by Pepperidge Farm

[GOPisEvil]

9. Well, I'm already madly in love with you...but I have no cookies.

50% isn't bad. :D

[JimmyJazz]

16. you are not and you do too....in that order! *snap* - now

gimme a cookie :P

[GOPisEvil]

28. Yes, master.

[evlbstrd]

18. It's dark. I can't find you.

And I forgot the damn cookies.

[JimmyJazz]

33. *snap* Here - use this first, then bring me a cookie - dammit!

[evlbstrd]

40. yeesss mistressss...

[Redstone]

21. If you snap your fingers around 9:30 tomorrow morning,

sure, cookies, no problem.

But not sooner. Sorry.

Redstone

[JimmyJazz]

27. I'm bringing out the big guns on your ass!

I WANT A COOKIE NOW :P

[Redstone]

39. Just as soon as I'm done with the siezure that thing gave me.

Redstone

[bigwillq]

24. I'm already in love in Jimmy Jazz!

Chocolate Chip or Peanut Butter Crunch???:loveya:

[JimmyJazz]

37. Oh thank you, darling. Let's not tell your boyfriend, though.

Oh and Chocolate Chip of course! But, none of those Chips Ahoy thingies - It's Toll House or bust for this girl :D

[bigwillq]

62. What if I bake my own cookies??

I've never tried to bake cookies before but for you, I would give it a try!:7


BTW, I can keep a secret!;-)

[JimmyJazz]

66. I would be your first!

:bounce: Yeah for me!

[nickgutierrez]

29. You were half right.

I am tired. :)

[JimmyJazz]

43. I demand a refund on my "Hypnosis For Dummies" book -

that thing was $19.95 and clearly worth bubkus.

[nickgutierrez]

45. Ah, that's your problem.

I'm not a dummy. :P

[JimmyJazz]

48. I'm the Dummy - the book is intended to help the reader.

For example, "Golf for Dummies" is for the golfer, not the clubs or the ball. "Microsoft for Dummies" is for the computer user, not Bill Gates....Are you starting to see a pattern here? :P

[nickgutierrez]

Oh, I'm not disputing that.

:evilgrin:

[SOteric]

31. I am madly in like with JimmyJazz....

Please accept my humble gift of cookies...

[JimmyJazz]

50. I'm madly in like with you, too! And, let's not forget your kick ass

smiliey collection. Although, you really must stop seeing men who enjoy the "slip and slide" water toy. Throwing oneself to the ground like that can't possibly be good for....well for....the pin cleaning firing thingy... I dunno. I totally lost my train of thought on this one. :hug: <---- just hold me and we'll call it even.

[RevolutionaryActs]

32. I have a broken chocolate chip cookie that I got to bring home from work

Will that work? :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

52. Only if you say you will consider coming to DC for a major war protest

in September :D Otherwise, get your ass in the kitchen, sista!

[RevolutionaryActs]

54. DC protest huh?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Will you pick me up at the airport? :shrug:

[JimmyJazz]

60. That's a given - but you should check flights into Baltimore....

They will be a lot cheaper :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

61. HAHAHA! That sounds soooo familar.

:P


Interesting. I shall give it some thought. :7

[JimmyJazz]

63. Beastman and the Mrs are making noise about going -

Plus, I'm trying to talk them into kidnapping dolo and the hedge dude for the trip :o

[RevolutionaryActs]

64. Oh... migod.

Whoa.


That sounds like good times! :o

[progmom]

69. i'm even considering it

:shrug:

[RevolutionaryActs]

74. Ooooh! If I go, you must go

That's how is. :P

[progmom]

79. let me know what you decide

the combo of you, misunderestimator and NSMA might be too hard for me to resist. :)

[JimmyJazz]

80. *ahem* - WTF am I?

A danish?

[progmom]

84. no, you are a given

i would travel to see you any time and you know it. ;)

[RevolutionaryActs]

85. You big silly!

You're a donut.

[RevolutionaryActs]

83. misunderestimator and NSMA are going too?!

Holy moly. :o

[JimmyJazz]

86. Holy Moses on a Matzo!

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

87. Wow!

Who else is going that I need to take note of?

[progmom]

89. they're still a maybe

holy crap - i hit 15000 posts and i didn't even realize it!!!

[JimmyJazz]

71. Meh - those people from Cleveland don't know how to party.

I hear they are real lame-o's :D

[RevolutionaryActs]

75. LOL!

:spray:

[GOPisEvil]

73. It's possible that I might make an appearance.

I have a discount coupon from a certain airline that I need to use. I can't think of a better thing to use it on.

[RevolutionaryActs]

76. Partay!

:D

[MrSandman]

35. Don' you just kno,,,Zzzz

[JimmyJazz]

53. *snap* - now grease up those cookie sheets!

I want some thumb print cookies :D

[MrSandman]

55. I am on it.

Getting those things cooked up and delivered right off.

[progmom]

36. just woke up with a cookie in my hand...do you want it?

:wtf:

[JimmyJazz]

38. Whewf! Before I saw the picture, I thought maybe that was a code word

for something else :D

[progmom]

41. huh.

huh?

:P

[JimmyJazz]

46. Well, you are the neighborhood slut and all.

*runs away*

[progmom]

47. there is a deleted message in that thread!!!

:scared:


...and some people thought i was serious?!? :wtf:

[Kathy in Cambridge]

42. I'm craving cookies too

guess what I got today. x(

[JimmyJazz]

44. I won't even ask you to share.

[ScreamingMeemie]

49. You cannot put me to sleep and expect me to wake up in less than

6 hours tonight...You'll have to be cookie-fied tomorrow. :hi:

[JimmyJazz]

56. You get a free pass. After all, you've been doing your laundry

on a rock by the river for the past 60 days! Somebody must be having an affair with the Maytag man seeing as how he can't seem to make his way to your house! :o

[ScreamingMeemie]

58. Ha!

:rofl: Thank you darling! I needed to laugh that hard tonight...The Maytag man is an ass, alas!

:hug:

[bridgit]

51. look into MY eyes, my dear...

but you can give it up, jj, cause you know i'm already in madly love w/you :loveya: cookies to follow ~

[JimmyJazz]

57. That pic is AWESOME! And, I love you, too.

How about I share my cookies with you and we run off together? :D

[bridgit]

59. DEAL!

:yourock:

[FuzzySlippers]

65. Shit! It's already hotter n' hell here

and now I have an irresistable urge to bake cookies.

[JimmyJazz]

68. Pack your suitcase! Save the baking for Jara Sang!

[RetroLounge]

67. I am wide awake and come bearing gifts

Wanna share?



RL

[JimmyJazz]

70. Just the cookies, if that's okay.

Mullet Man is all yours :P

[RetroLounge]

72. He's merely the cookie carrier and house slave

He'll clean your house before he leaves...

RL

[JimmyJazz]

But, I wanna see YOUR cookies.

I'm just saying, is all :)

[RetroLounge]

78. How about me wearing nothing but oreo double stuff cream

slathered all over my bod?

Would that work for you?

:hi:

RL

[JimmyJazz]

82. That would work for me, but we either need to take this to the back room

or to a different forum! :D

[ghostsofgiants]

77. Do you really need to hypnotize people for that?

Really.

Also, could you share the cookies? I have none here, but I'm craving them.

[JimmyJazz]

81. I guess I could share......Here ya go.....

I only took one little bite :o

[ghostsofgiants]

88. Mmm, thanks!