Matzo balls - soft or firm?

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

Poll question: Matzo balls - soft or firm?

[asthmaticeog]

1. Am I a bad Jew if I say "medium?"

:shrug:

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

3. Medium? Never had that. Am I a bad goy to say I like them all?

[asthmaticeog]

12. Medium. You know, the whole Goldilocks trip.

Not hard as a brick in the center, but not so mushy they fall to pieces when the spoon barely even grazes them. JUST RIGHT, you dig?

And is there such a thing as a GOOD goy? I'll have to consult the Rebbe and see what wisdom the venerated Talmud has to offer on this matter.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

13. I have the Jackie Mason episode of the Simpsons so in my head now

[Debbi801]

4. No, that's only if you add noodles to the soup, too.

:)

:hi:

[Zuni]

5. no, but you have to drink 3/4 of a bottle of manischevitz

to gain forgiveness :P

[Debbi801]

8. I love that stuff...

Nothing like drinking alcoholic grape syrup. :-)

The first time I was "allowed" to sit at the adult table at Passover, I got trashed on that stuff. I was maybe 9 or 10, and my parents and grandparents weren't paying attention and poured wine into my cup instead of grape juice, after the third cup, I was sound asleep at the table. Never even made it to the soup. :rofl:

[asthmaticeog]

10. If we could have smilies in subject lines,

the subject line of this post would be: :puke: (n/t)

[Debbi801]

2. Are you hungry or something?

:hi:

I like them soft, and that is how I make them. My parents for some reason, like them super hard, like rocks. :shrug: I don't get it.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

6. A little schmaltz in there keeps em nice and fluffy

But My aunt makes em firm.
{Jackie Mason voice} Me I like em both ways{/Jackie Mason voice}

[Beware the Beast Man]

7. My wife's Catholic grandmother allegedly makes the best matzo ball soup.

Yes, you read that correctly...

[eyesroll]

9. Mine come out fluffy, except when they come out like golf balls.

There's really no in between.

[Debbi801]

11. Yeah, I've noticed that, too...

Not sure why though... :shrug: