Ever just lie to a guy/girl just to get rid of him/her?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

Yeah, I have. I knew that if I told him I just wasn't attracted to him, he would cry and make me feel like shit. So I told him I was moving to San Fransisco to work in my uncle's law firm and finish college.
Wanna hear something weird? He just IMed me out of the blue, while I was in a chatroom on YAHOO!. When I asked him if he remembered me, he said he didn't, and wouldn't believe me when I gave him details about his life, that he even confirmed!! He's still not cute, but I just about peed my pants. God, it's a small world, and lately, it's been absolutely MICRO!!
Duckie

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. Wait

He IMd you, but he didn't remember you?

Huh?

[YellowRubberDuckie]

2. I was in a chatroom....

and he at random IMed me.
Duckie

[OldLeftieLawyer]

4. Oh

And he didn't recognize your screenname? And ............

I once told a guy over the phone that I had just found out I had an inoperable brain tumor and was going home to die.

Another time, a man I didn't want to see any more called and didn't recognize my voice when I answered, so I told him I was my sister and I had been killed in a car crash two days earlier.

This is why it's better I'm not dating any more.

Small world, honey. Be careful .................

[YellowRubberDuckie]

5. I love YOU!

You freaking crack me up!
:hug:
Duckie

[OldLeftieLawyer]

7. Take my stories, YellowRubberDuckie,

and go forth and use your powers for good.

If you can't, use the brain tumor story.

:woohoo: :applause:

[sniffa]

3. yes

Like right now. :P

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. Sniffa, baby, what you talkin' about!?

[prole_for_peace]

8. yes.

i went on a blind date once. the guy was totally wrong for me but he was nice. at the end he asked for my number and all that. i was pretty shy back then and i didn't know what to do so i told him that my job was transferring me in a few days so i didn't think we should start anything. i just couldn't say "hmmm, not so much with you". then a few months later he called me at work. he had remember where i said i worked (i was stupid telling him) and he called and asked for me. this was about 15 years ago so i don't know what i said but i just about passed out. i felt really bad about the whole thing.

on edit- i forgot another time. i met this guy after i had way too much to drink. he kept telling me how sweet and pretty i was (after on 15 minutes) being totally wasted, i thought he was nice and gave him my number. the next morning i realized how smarmy and kind of creepy he actually was and when he called i told my roommate to say there was no one there by that name. he tried a few times. i didn't feel bad about that one because he was just trying to get lucky.

[redacted]

9. For years I had a fake husband or fiance -- had a fake ring.

Works well.

If you change your mind later in life you can always get a divorce.

[UncleSepp]

10. No, but I've told the truth to get rid of people

Usually, that's enough.

[yvr girl]

11. I've given out fake phone numbers

I'm sure most women have.

[davsand]

12. I told him I wanted to marry him and have his babies

He left skidmarks.



Laura

[elshiva]

13. Yes, usually that I am sick.

[tarkus]

14. I just secretly hate people but let it out, so like everyone knows

That makes everything really awkward, because I always have to worry about people telling people things.