HELP! How do you get rid of a Gorgonzola cheese smell?

[Pale Blue Dot]

I have a date Sunday with a beautiful woman I've never actually met in person, and last night she said she was checking up on me to make sure I didn't have a "Gorgonzola cheese smell". How did she know my one weakness?

She also said she likes guys who shower more than once every two weeks. I don't remember women being this picky 17 years ago.

So how do I get rid of the smell and make a good first impression?

:scared:

[GOPisEvil]

1. Lemon juice.

I hope you don't have any open cuts though. :scared:

Edit - can't spell.

[Pale Blue Dot]

3. Oh crap! Is that bad too?

I am SO unprepared for the world of dating.

Thankfully, she's a liberal woman, so I'm sure she'll grow to accept my hunchback.

[GOPisEvil]

Shave your hump though.

Even liberal women have their standards.

[Pale Blue Dot]

9. Great! I can have Mother do that!

I just can't tell her why... Mother doesn't like it when I talk to girls. :scared:

[matcom]

2. why bother?

if she doesn't like THAT smell, she can't bed ME

[Pale Blue Dot]

4. See? I should have just come to you from the start!

Note to self: Always get dating advice from matcom.

:thumbsup:

[matcom]

6. better yet....

when you are about to 'mount', pull out a basket of good crackers too! :D

[Pale Blue Dot]

8. You are the king of romance!

She'll be putty in my hands!

[matcom]

10. want to REALLY impress her?

wash it all down with a good malt liquor

[Pale Blue Dot]

12. That's what I bathe in anyway!

And... I'll be wearing my NASCAR muscle-T!

Thanks, matcom! I can't remember why I was ever nervous in the first place! :bounce:

[matcom]

13. the muscle-T is a nice touch

if you go OUT for dinner, make sure and order the salad bar. they have GARLIC crutons at Sizzler!

[fudge stripe cookays]

25. Don't forget your....

Gimme cap, hun! :thumbsup:

Git 'er done!

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[radwriter0555]

5. Bathing with soap AND water is the best way to go. I also suggest a nice

shampoo, perhaps an Herbal Essance type...

Maybe you should change/buy new shoes too, since, *cough* the cheese issue may arise from that particular location as well.

Or just tell her you're really a steak....

[Pale Blue Dot]

7. This is gold!

I'm writing this down... "really a steak"... I'll try that! Thanks!

[radwriter0555]

16. You bet! More hint? GO for the SIRLOIN line.

She'll eat it up.

[SarahB]

11. Oh my God!

:rofl:

[Pale Blue Dot]

14. I'm not sure I understand your advice.

Are you saying I should roll around in something? Or are you just mocking my giant yellow head? :cry:

[SarahB]

15. .....

:scared:

What is this poor woman is for? Strange smells, NASCAR shirts, hairy back humps? You've always seemed so normal, Finnfan. :P

[Pale Blue Dot]

17. On the weekends I let the ANIMAL out!

I'm like a werewolf... of love... :p

[SarahB]

18. AWESOME!

:P

[SarahB]

19. kick

Due to my altruism for Finn and his odor problem. :P

[Pale Blue Dot]

22. You are truly all heart!

P.S. I'm alson bring my collection of G.I. Joe Action figures. That'll drive her crazy! :evilgrin:

[SarahB]

24. I'm sure it will.

Maybe she could bring her Barbie collection and make them have evil adventures. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

20. One word: Limburger. n/t

[Zomby Woof]

21. It's better than a Joe Garagiola smell!

:P

[Pale Blue Dot]

23. Oddly enough, she said she likes that.

She asked me to put on a bottle of Eau De Garagiola. :shrug:

Hey, who am I to question it? I'm just happy to be getting out of my mom's basement for a day! :bounce: