Just For Fun --------------- Only in the USA

[Jon8503]

Only in the USA can pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in the USA are there handicapped parking places in front of a skating rink.

Only in the USA do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigaretts at the front.

Only in the USA do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in the USA do banks leave both doors wide open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in the USA do we leave cars worth tens of thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in the USA do we buy hotdogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in the USA do they have drive-thourgh ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[ET Awful]

1. Only in the USA are there locks on the doors of 24-hour convenience stores

Only in the USA do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway. :)