This is my 666th post!! How appropriate in amongst the kitten skeet

[boxster]

shooting and the 12 people who claimed they licked W today.

Eww. Yick.

Hey, what the...how the hell did I end up in the Lounge? Must have taken a wrong turn at the "Dean eats kitten fetuses" flamewar thread.

I love you guys and gals. These completely whacked-out threads tonight in honor of All Hallows Eve made me laugh, and I'm completely sober.

Well, except for all of the sugar and caffeine I've had. Damn Halloween candy. It's evil. Evil, I tell ya.

It's funny how out of place something like, "Bush is the greatest president ever" evokes hysterical laughter when posted on DU and looks so astonishingly out of place.

Note: it's hard to keep up flamewars when you're laughing hysterically. Not that I'd know.

Last, but certainly not least, I must say that several of you have given me mental images that I would have preferred not to have. Ever.

Sex between Rumsfeld and Coulter, for example.

Disgusting. Very funny, but disgusting.

DU - I salute you. :toast:

[Droopy]

1. Good night to have your 666th post

Congrats and happy halloween.

[Brother Buzz]

2. It's so appropriate...

I'll join you!

[Swede]

3. I just used mine.

Here comes the 700 club.

[Kimber Scott]

4. Everything seemed so "Off" - now I know why!

Being as this is my first day on this board you can imagine some of these posts made me turn my head sideways, then backways, then upside down. Thank goodness I read your post before I started spewing green pea soup all over my levitating keyboard! Now everything makes sense.

Happy Halloween!

:evilgrin:

[Droopy]

5. Welcome to DU, Kimber Scott

Yeah, it ain't always like this, we're just having a little fun.

[boxster]

6. Welcome!

Yes, it certainly is an interesting day for you to join. Welcome to the world of DU!

I'm already wondering what April Fool's Day will be like....