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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 10:57 AM Original message |
Please Give Me Some Advice... |
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mike_c (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 10:58 AM Response to Original message |
1. always wear clean underwear... |
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simpleplan (37 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:23 AM Response to Reply #1 |
18. If it looks like a Duck and it walk like a Duck, it probably is a Duck. |
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Kathy in Cambridge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
2. always do the right thing |
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MissMillie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:00 AM Response to Original message |
3. don't take any wooden nickels |
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GOPisEvil (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:01 AM Response to Original message |
4. Look both ways before crossing a street. |
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terrya (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
5. Go and see "Bewitched" this Friday at theaters everywhere. |
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Heidi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:02 AM Original message |
Respect yourself. |
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caty (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:02 AM Response to Original message |
6. If you don't want to know the answer, |
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Debbi801 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
7. Wear Sunscreen. |
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swag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
8. If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is. |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:55 AM Response to Reply #8 |
35. as my Dad always told me, there's no such thing as a free lunch |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
9. Eat plenty of fiber. |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
10. NOTE TO SELF: |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:08 AM Response to Original message |
11. Buy low. Sell high. |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:59 AM Response to Reply #11 |
40. hey Bunny |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:01 PM Response to Reply #40 |
41. Missed you too, and things have improved greatly! |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:04 PM Response to Reply #41 |
44. yeah they did take a few |
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davsand (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:12 AM Response to Original message |
12. NEVER pee on an electric fence. n/t |
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havocmom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:12 AM Response to Original message |
13. Don't wear the hat with the bacon hatband when hiking in bear country. |
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Hugin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:12 AM Response to Original message |
14. Never speak with a mouth full of food. |
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mopaul (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:15 AM Response to Original message |
15. don't put beans in your ears. never leave without washing hands |
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swag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:15 AM Response to Original message |
16. Don't eat stuff off the sidewalk. |
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micrometer_50 (367 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:17 AM Response to Original message |
17. one word - plastics n/t |
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auntAgonist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:24 AM Response to Original message |
19. don't eat yellow snow |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:25 AM Response to Original message |
20. *cough* |
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swag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:32 AM Response to Reply #20 |
22. "As a wise old black faggot once said to me, |
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Sugar Smack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:40 AM Response to Reply #22 |
24. "If after an encounter with a person, |
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swag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:43 AM Response to Reply #24 |
26. "Stay outta churches, son. |
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swag (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:46 AM Response to Reply #24 |
29. By the way, |
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Modem Butterfly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:46 AM Response to Reply #22 |
31. Never eat anything bigger than your head. |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:25 AM Response to Original message |
21. Never tow anything with a car that's got a turbocharger - unless it's |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:39 AM Response to Original message |
23. Never remove a hemorrhoid with a chain saw... |
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Chichiri (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:40 AM Response to Original message |
25. Don't go to bed with wet hair, or a first date. |
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quisp (926 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:44 AM Response to Original message |
27. Listen to your Mom and Dad |
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nothingshocksmeanymore (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:45 AM Response to Original message |
28. OK |
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Susang (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:16 PM Response to Reply #28 |
46. However |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 02:25 PM Response to Reply #46 |
48. And It's Much Less Annoying Than capitaLizing aLL and onLy the L's |
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Old_Fart (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:46 AM Response to Original message |
30. Never leave a sharp pencil on your chair and sit back down on it |
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Old_Fart (805 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:48 AM Response to Original message |
32. Start saving when you are young |
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coolhandlulu (128 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:51 AM Response to Original message |
33. be calm, dont take anything too serously |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:52 AM Response to Original message |
34. NEVER, never |
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mac56 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
36. Nobody is as weird as they think they are. |
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Schema Thing (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:57 AM Response to Original message |
37. We are all just comparison monkeys |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:58 AM Response to Original message |
38. If you squirt water on a cat to make it stop running over your head |
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tigereye (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:02 PM Response to Reply #38 |
42. always put |
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ScreamingMeemie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 11:59 AM Response to Original message |
39. If you have to go, go. Don't hold it because you could get a kidney |
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VOX (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:03 PM Response to Original message |
43. Change your oil at least every 6-8 months. |
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skygazer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 12:04 PM Response to Original message |
45. Don't put anything in your ears |
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arwalden (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-21-05 02:12 PM Response to Original message |
47. Don't Run With Scissors |
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